Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

alanburkhart.com ^ | 01.22.11 | Alan Burkhart

[neverhome]

Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

After careful consideration of his qualifications, Fox News has hired Keith Olbermann.

[skinkinthegrass]

So not Funny!
I am a faux blonde.

well...only your hairdresser knows for sure.

[haroldeveryman]

“I am a faux blonde.”

That’ll do. As long as you’re Megan Kelly’s sister.

[cricket]

After however many years at Fox News; hearing daily/nightly including a gazillion guests on show, sharing the 'truth' of the matter; Holmes NEVER GOT IT. Think he is an intellectual midget, who could never discern the lies of the Left; from the truth of anything. It appears he is well versed however, on 'The Communist Manifest' that he mentioned more than a 'few times' that he keeps for reading.

That said, he was polite. . .and was an otherwise, 'nice guy'; albeit as weird looking as were many of his ideas/conclusions.

[cricket]

Have a hard time criticising Hannity - or anyone, for that matter, who brings a Conservative message to the public. For many; it is the only Conservative voice they hear; or it is their 'first one'. Hannity has an audience; and that is good. We need as many voices as possible reaching as many as possible.

If the shoe fits; then let the message resonate per the 'ears that hear'.

[sickoflibs]

RE :” Have a hard time criticising Hannity - or anyone, for that matter, who brings a Conservative message to the public. For many; it is the only Conservative voice they hear; or it is their ‘first one’. Hannity has an audience; and that is good. We need as many voices as possible reaching as many as possible. If the shoe fits; then let the message resonate per the ‘ears that hear’. “

Hannity brings the REBUBLICAN message to the public, not necessarily a Conservative message. Then he muddies the water up by claiming he is ‘conservative’ first. He does this so he can run from responsibility of bad things he fully supported(hint : GWB"). He was for the GM bailout under Bush.

My favorite on FNC has been Cavuto for years. He was consistently against every bailout and stimulus package even those when Bush was in office. A day before the 2008 election Cavuto had a McCain spokesman on and was giving him grief for McCain suddenly acting as if he was against TARP (it was very unpopular by then) after voting for it, and after McCain telling house members to vote for it. After McCain flew back to DC to save TARP, remember???
Cavuto asked McCain spokeman:”Wasn't the time to raise those objections BEFORE he voted for it?Isn't he trying to have it both ways?” RNC Hannity would only ask a Democrat questions like that, especially before an election. Hannity was busy claiming that phony McCain warned us all.

Republicans including RINOs go on Hannity's show to get a free pass.

[Pinkbell]

LOL! I thought you were serious for a second. I thought he’d be the token liberal nut! LOL! What would the lefties do if that did happen? Would they watch “Faux” News?

[matginzac]

Always late to this stuff but OMG!
*laughing while putting crash cart away*

[American Quilter]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many comments removed by the moderator!

[GYL2]

He’s not even qualified to do that work.

[EODGUY]

“I don’t know. You sure Keith is actually qualified to handle that mop? FOX must have seriously lowered their standards for help.”

Don’t quote me on this, but I heard that all of the mops Keith is allowed to use are clearly marked, “Moisten this end and apply to floor”. I’m just sayin’.

EODGUY

[neverhome]

EODGUY wrote: “I don’t know. You sure Keith is actually qualified to handle that mop?

Probably some OJT involved.

[Arcy]

I almost threw-up on myself when I read the headline! Then I laughed once I clicked on the story.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Comments 2 through 16 removed by moderator?.....Yikes!

L.O.L.!

[eater-of-toast]

lol, shame on you. "Let not your heart be troubled, our great great great great Great American Panel is next, with a special guest tonight..."

[NRA1995]

The work is above his pay grade

[Windflier]

Don’t quote me on this, but I heard that all of the mops Keith is allowed to use are clearly marked, “Moisten this end and apply to floor”. I’m just sayin’.

Well, I'm pretty sure he can read English, so I'd say he's got a 50/50 chance of making it in his new Sanitary Engineer job.

That is, until he takes a swing at his boss with the mop.

[MeekOneGOP]

There were some whacky folks ticked off about this over on Twitter, too.

Haids were ‘splodin’, too!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

He’s not decent enough to do a janitors job.

[patriciaruth]

It was funny, but not that funny.

Yeah, but comments 2 through 15 were a scream --thanks to the admin mod I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[tob2]

He looks good in that uniform. It is so appropriate for him.