Amongst our weapons are: radiation, crotch grabbing, strip searches, and an almost fanatical devotion to Janet Napolitano...
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Posted on 11/22/2010 3:24:30 PM PST by princess leah
In light of how the US Public is being abused by TSA Agents, I thought it would be educational to come up with a thread that dealt with what to wear to respond to the TSAs fondling and groping policy!
1) Wear really smelly clothing! 2) Wear a sticker that says "You're a PERVERT!" 3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!
We need to take steps (legal) that will get OUR MESSAGE OUT!~
I was WONDERING what happens when someone wears a dress.
Amongst our weapons are: radiation, crotch grabbing, strip searches, and an almost fanatical devotion to Janet Napolitano...
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If I had no other choice than commercial flight, I think I would duct tape a few pampers together and let them wonder what the problem might be.
Catholic nuns, Medal of Honor winners, 10 years old boys and girls are now being forced to allow nude photography, strip search, or physical groping of privates as a condition of flying at American airports.
Protest this Gestapo behavior by mailing your:
WELL WORN IN NEED OF WASHING UNDER GARMENTS to:
STOP THE TSA GESTAPO SEARCHES!
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20500-0004
Promote this activity on facebook and twitter and by your email. Let's see how much disgust we can generate for this policy. I have 85,000 twitter connections and am going to promote this immediately.
>Two options...
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>1. Strap a large salami to your leg, and squeel when they touch you “there”.
>2. When they ask to search you, completely disrobe on the spot completely in the open and demand to be searched there.
Number two is an EXTREMELY GOOD OPTION.
You will be ‘complying’ with their search and embarrass them more than you, PLUS you get to use the line “if you’re not doing anything wrong then what are you trying to hide?” argument on them when they ask for you to go to a private screening room. (IE that is turn their own government/authoritarian sponsored blurbs back on them.)
That is assault.
HA, Skeeter is my mom's nickname. Or it was when she was a kid. And by the way, nice cup...lol And what an idea.
A Porcupine jock strap and cactus bra?
Yeah, you’d have to have a change of clothes to put on at a restroom near your gate
Oh wait. I just had a better idea. Say the following at the top of your lungs:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.
and when you get to the part about liberty and justice, turn your body away from the pervert in a jerk.
I’ll go in drag. At least that way I can get felt up by the opposite sex.
Give them to Obama? NO, if people don’t buy airline tickets, that pay TSA salaries, and protest the ‘molestation’, then in order to make money, some actual profiling of terrorist may take place. It isn’t right to search and insult people who aren’t even in ball park of terrorism.
Obama is doing this to insult the American People, and see how much humilation they are willing to endure, while giving terrorists a pass in civilian courts.
BEST ONE YET!
That could be problematic if they’re holding onto something vital at that point.
What about a Burqa and being stark naked under it?
Anyone who can delay humblehummers flight is cool with me.
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