>Two options...
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>1. Strap a large salami to your leg, and squeel when they touch you “there”.
>2. When they ask to search you, completely disrobe on the spot completely in the open and demand to be searched there.
Number two is an EXTREMELY GOOD OPTION.
You will be ‘complying’ with their search and embarrass them more than you, PLUS you get to use the line “if you’re not doing anything wrong then what are you trying to hide?” argument on them when they ask for you to go to a private screening room. (IE that is turn their own government/authoritarian sponsored blurbs back on them.)