Posted on 11/22/2010 3:24:30 PM PST by princess leah
In light of how the US Public is being abused by TSA Agents, I thought it would be educational to come up with a thread that dealt with what to wear to respond to the TSAs fondling and groping policy!
1) Wear really smelly clothing! 2) Wear a sticker that says "You're a PERVERT!" 3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!
We need to take steps (legal) that will get OUR MESSAGE OUT!~
Smelly clothes won’t smell so good once you’re on your flight and next to some stranger who is now offended by your “hygiene.”
Eat lots of beans and pickled eggs and beer the night before and FART. Then turn around and pick your nose and ask if they’d like some.
What about the MUSLIM MEN who wears those white dresses???
Urinate from stress. Do so after about six sweetteas and a pound of asparagus. Wait til they touch you.
Kind of off topic but does involve what to wear! This is driving me crazy. Any Freepers know what happened to the guy that was disguised as an old man, went into the bathroom on the plane and came out a young Asian man? Wasn’t he arrested?? What was up with THAT? I’ve never seen it mentioned again.
I wouldn't know, it's been years since I flew anywhere.
Oh, I've booked cargo, prepped documents for explosives and
various hazmat goodies and even chartered the Antonov twice..
But all my destinations are right here in Texas.
well we know you’re on drugs
Ibuprofen today.
Could be Codeine tomorrow.
Just don't take any placebos.
So they let you off the lithium?
Don’t wear a dress.
I buy all my dope at Walmart.
It could be any damned thing. :-(
Wear muslim garb.
Scream discrimination when even looked at.
Yell alla akbar.
They will let you though, no problem.
TSA. Touching someone’s arse.
There are fart simulators. Fit one for easy use.
Yeah.
I've got a bit left though.. if you're hurtin'...
AN ERECTION.
Eat Mexican before your flight ... let out a greasy fart when they reach up and grab.
1. Under a long skirt and a decent top, I'll have on tight leggings that actually show underwear lines, a sleeveless spandex shirt and a plunge bra.
2. When I go to take off my shoes, I'm going to strip off the outside layer and walk through the metal detector in the leggings, and tight shirt with a whole lotta cleavage showing.
3. Once through, I will get dressed again.
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