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WHAT TO WEAR WHEN BEING GROPED BY THE TSA
11/22/2010 | PRINCESS LEAH

Posted on 11/22/2010 3:24:30 PM PST by princess leah

In light of how the US Public is being abused by TSA Agents, I thought it would be educational to come up with a thread that dealt with what to wear to respond to the TSAs fondling and groping policy!

1) Wear really smelly clothing! 2) Wear a sticker that says "You're a PERVERT!" 3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!

We need to take steps (legal) that will get OUR MESSAGE OUT!~


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chat; tsa; tsapervs; vanity
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To: nuconvert

Smelly clothes won’t smell so good once you’re on your flight and next to some stranger who is now offended by your “hygiene.”


41 posted on 11/22/2010 3:55:05 PM PST by rabidralph
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To: princess leah

Eat lots of beans and pickled eggs and beer the night before and FART. Then turn around and pick your nose and ask if they’d like some.


42 posted on 11/22/2010 3:56:47 PM PST by crz
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To: princess leah
What about a DRESS??? What do they do when a woman has on a skirt or a dress??????

What about the MUSLIM MEN who wears those white dresses???

43 posted on 11/22/2010 3:58:10 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: princess leah

Urinate from stress. Do so after about six sweetteas and a pound of asparagus. Wait til they touch you.


44 posted on 11/22/2010 3:59:56 PM PST by blackdog
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To: princess leah

Kind of off topic but does involve what to wear! This is driving me crazy. Any Freepers know what happened to the guy that was disguised as an old man, went into the bathroom on the plane and came out a young Asian man? Wasn’t he arrested?? What was up with THAT? I’ve never seen it mentioned again.


45 posted on 11/22/2010 4:01:14 PM PST by Bubbette
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To: muawiyah
You still don’t have to talk to these people. I never do.

I wouldn't know, it's been years since I flew anywhere.

Oh, I've booked cargo, prepped documents for explosives and
various hazmat goodies and even chartered the Antonov twice..

But all my destinations are right here in Texas.

46 posted on 11/22/2010 4:01:19 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: humblegunner

well we know you’re on drugs


47 posted on 11/22/2010 4:01:19 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver
well we know you’re on drugs

Ibuprofen today.

Could be Codeine tomorrow.

48 posted on 11/22/2010 4:02:44 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: blackdog
asparagus - LOL - genius idea. Too good.
49 posted on 11/22/2010 4:03:02 PM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: humblegunner
Ibuprofen today. Could be Codeine tomorrow.

Just don't take any placebos.

50 posted on 11/22/2010 4:03:53 PM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: humblegunner

So they let you off the lithium?


51 posted on 11/22/2010 4:04:43 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Ann Archy

Don’t wear a dress.


52 posted on 11/22/2010 4:04:57 PM PST by jazminerose (o)
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To: dfwgator
Just don't take any placebos.

I buy all my dope at Walmart.

It could be any damned thing. :-(

53 posted on 11/22/2010 4:06:06 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Bubbette
He had to pay extra for his pureed in flight meal to be changed to lo mien and egg roll. Everything was fine until he picked up the chopsticks. Armed TSA agents jumped him and wrestled him to the floor for the two weapons.
54 posted on 11/22/2010 4:07:31 PM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: princess leah

Wear muslim garb.
Scream discrimination when even looked at.
Yell alla akbar.

They will let you though, no problem.

TSA. Touching someone’s arse.


55 posted on 11/22/2010 4:07:40 PM PST by Texas resident (Hunkered Down)
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To: crz

There are fart simulators. Fit one for easy use.


56 posted on 11/22/2010 4:07:52 PM PST by noinfringers2
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To: driftdiver
So they let you off the lithium?

Yeah.

I've got a bit left though.. if you're hurtin'...

57 posted on 11/22/2010 4:08:14 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: princess leah

AN ERECTION.


58 posted on 11/22/2010 4:08:21 PM PST by stockpirate (David Horowitz Democratic Party has been "seized by a religious cult" of the left!)
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To: princess leah

Eat Mexican before your flight ... let out a greasy fart when they reach up and grab.


59 posted on 11/22/2010 4:08:53 PM PST by Lurking in Kansas (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: princess leah
If I have to fly while these rules are in effect:

1. Under a long skirt and a decent top, I'll have on tight leggings that actually show underwear lines, a sleeveless spandex shirt and a plunge bra.

2. When I go to take off my shoes, I'm going to strip off the outside layer and walk through the metal detector in the leggings, and tight shirt with a whole lotta cleavage showing.

3. Once through, I will get dressed again.

60 posted on 11/22/2010 4:09:35 PM PST by Desdemona
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