Posted on 08/01/2009 12:31:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3179840
As some of you may have noticed, recently the Republican Party has begun cracking down on the "birthers", realizing that openly supporting the most crazy members of your party is, well, problematic for appealing to non-crazy people. This, of course, leads to even more crazy, as they turn on their leaders for hiding the "truth". It's a drat shame to let all this crazy go to waste, when properly cultivated and raised it could be so much more.
So welcome to the first FreeRepublic Infiltration Contest! We're going to infiltrate freerepublic as agents provocateur. This can take several forms; post absurdly insane/racist/whatever drivel and see if you can get people to agree with it. See if you can start a new line of crazy (it might help to have some other people assisting you with this), start the next "Barak Obama is a secret muslim" "Clinton has had dozens of people killed" "let's start an eve online corporation dedicated to the principles of libertarianism, whoops mommy cut me off give me money for rent I can't survive on my own, whoops I stole everything that wasn't nailed down to ebay for rent since I can't survive in the real world, whoops people faxed pictures of my dick to my law firm LIBERTARIANISM FOREVER". It's probably unnecessary even to back up any claims with supportable facts - make them up. Hell, that you can find references elsewhere on the internet might make it seem sketchy to these people, just use the echo chamber effect.
To participate, you need to register your account with me beforehand - this is to prevent people from taking credit for just general-issue nutters. Do this by pm'ing the name to me (and preferably a link to the user profile), or emailing it to me at evilweasel@somethingawful.com. DO NOT POST IT IN THIS THREAD. There's a decent chance that someone will point this thread out to the freeper community, so we want as little information they can use in this thread. This offers another fun thing you can do: successfully convince the community to ban their own members who are not actually goons once they start witch-hunting. Fortunately since many people have made accounts to troll freerepublic in the past, only banning recent registrations won't help them. Also, it's probably best you not use links to free republic from here to get to the site in case they catch on and start looking at referrers to find the plants.
Winners will receive praise, adulation, and potentially fabulous prizes. Losers will bear the shame of being outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet. Screenshot successes and email them (and a link) to me. Since posting them might blow your cover, I'll be holding on to them for a month or two.
Marks of success: Getting non-goons banned as infiltrators Getting genuine posters to agree to the most absurd things possible Getting a sucessful chain email/conspiracy theory started ect Remember if you get caught you just got outwitted by the dumbest people on the internet.
ATTENTION: Do not do anything illegal or that would get the law involved, as hilarious as it might seem to get all of free republic arrested by the secret service you'll get swept up too and that'd really be a pain in the rear end for everyone so just don't do it. Do not break the law, it will neither be funny nor be rewarded, just don't do it.
DON'T POST ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNTS BANNED IN THIS THREAD
Have fun!
short version: create freep account tell me what it is do stuff with it that is not illegal but is funny tell me once enough time has passed I will reveal what you've done (or you can, whatever) so we can all enjoy prizes awarded
were they ever !!! Including one who is very ‘last century’ at FR .. so the signup date really doesn’t mean that much.
Seems quite plausible to me.
‘I disagree. MAKE him show it.’
You can’t MAKE him show it. I mean, they’re giving billions to ACORN, cheating on their taxes, lying through their teeth by the minute, and somehow we can MAKE 0bama hang himself?
‘He never will,’
I agree, UNLESS he is letting you fine folk bite down even harder before unleashing ‘PROOF’ that he is a citizen.
‘credibility will fall.’
Most certainly, but not because of the ‘birthers’ and probably not before he/they sink their fangs into our dumb necks.
I love to catch them, bring them on!
I’ve been a member of SA since the beginning...
What I’d guess 95% of the SA.com users don’t know is that FreeRepublic.com has done significantly more to protect Fair Use copyright protections in the United States tahn the ownership and management of SA.com. As a matter of fact, SA.com management rolled over to the RIAA and MPAA immediately when served with cease and desist orders for the BTB NMP and WDMA subforums.
Year prior to that, Jim Robinson, and FR’s advisors, armed with a few good lawyers and the real monetary donations of Free Republic users, fought off egregious lawsuits brought against FreeRepublic by the LA Times and Washington Post. And FreeRepublic won, allowing forums like SA.com the Fair Use exemption that they use every moment of the day for their various media mashups. That is until Kankya gave in immediately to the RIAA cease and desist demands.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.A._Times_v._Free_Republic
Ummmm, I meant evilweasel and his recruits . . . not *us*!
Works both ways. You Morons at DU have no idea how many DU nics I have.
It's kinda fun getting you moonbats all worked up, that is as much as you can get a mothers basement dweller fried on a bag of dope worked up.. It's really disgusting when DU cheeto eating basement dwellers start PMing me, trying to get sweet with some of my 'female' sounding nics... YUK!
So, you are one of those folks would rather try to put out the fire in your home instead of read a book by its light.
I have questions about 0’s background, but by the time
we would grind this on, we have the IslamOfascists who have declared war on us.
Iran assisting Marxist countries in Latin and South America.
North Korea with a total loon dictator and nukes.
Horn of Africa with Al Qaida and other rogue groups.
Russia a question mark.
War 20 miles south of me in Mexico, thousands killed
including beheadings.
The list goes on.
We need to focus on stopping the Liberal agenda, their legislation, and focus our energy and time getting good people elected in 2010 which is not that far away.
Go fry the bigger fish. The rest of us can walk and chew gum at the same time.
I don’t accept that attacking on a narrow front is the way to go in modern warfare. Ask for his B/C AND oppose his deathcare policies. Attack his spending AND ridicule his foreign policy. And so on.
Calling them "crazy."
Not surprising. Where would Costello be, without Abbott to yell for help?
LOL! That is some funny statement right there!
Oh what nonsense.
Do you want to know how to put a quick end to socialized medicine if they DO manage to pass it?
Use it.
Everyone, just rush out and use it. Go get a band aid for that skinned knee, bring the kids in for their sniffles. Use it.
it’s 1:42 a.m. in the land of we ain’t fallen over yet but the readin itself is blurry even for a halibut .
dis be da self pinger for better seas and vision
or summer school
An even quicker way to end it.
Require congress to use it.
were they ever !!! Including one who is very ‘last century’ at FR .. so the signup date really doesn’t mean that much.
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No, it doesn’t. I keep saying that over and over. A good troll is one that has longevity. Also if someone signed up 8 years ago, they could have been a Bush troll. They also may have changed their views over that time period. I can think of at least 2 that have been here for a long time and there is no way they are conservatives. They can’t stand to hear odumbo criticized and they constantly start fights. Therefore, they are trolls, I don’t care how long they have been here.
I understand your sentiment to the absurdity, but if it passes, it stays. Burdening your doctor will not accommplish squat. Heck, I went to the doctor once as a child because a nail was driven through my wrist. Even then I tried to hide it.
‘I don’t accept that attacking on a narrow front is the way to go in modern warfare.’
Well, the left must be on a different battlefield than you cuz they’re doing EXTREMELY WELL with a focused agenda of late, if you haven’t noticed.
If they pass their single-payer health care scam it will be the final blow for this country.
They will have EVERYTHING they need to achieve their goals. After this they can sit and watch it all rot for a while. Then, it will be quite easy for them to finish us off.
This is far bigger than 0bama and imeasureably more grave than discovering he’s not a citizen.
I mean, I wonder about his citizenship too. But it’s a scratch compared to a gaping head wound.
A very good idea! Auto select 5 questions from a large pool of random US history questions and give them 5 seconds to answer each question or they must start over. :)
That won't work. They'll just skittle off in Pelosi's private taxpayers jet to some fancy Nancy Nazi hospital in Paris at our expense.
The best way to get rid of socialized medicine is for everyone to rush out and use it and bankrupt the government before they figure out how to tax us more.
If we don't skuttle that bugger went they launch it, they WILL figure out how to tax us more.
Bankrupt the commies before they bankrupt us.( well not me because I already stuffed mostt of my money in other countries)
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