Posted on 05/13/2009 5:59:30 AM PDT by shortstop
When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen.
Remember those words. Every few days you will see something on the news to remind you that they are true.
Like Cheerios.
The new Democrat-controlled Food and Drug Administration has decided that Cheerios are a drug and are under its control.
Thats one of the dominant themes of Change You Can Believe In. Control. The government takes control, you lose control. The government gets more powerful, you get less free.
Now it extends to breakfast cereal.
Having taken over General Motors, now the Democrats want to take over General Mills. At least it seems that way.
I guess you can blame it on the oats. Cheerios are made of oats. Whole-grain oats, including the soluble fiber that makes them so healthy.
See, oats contain a substance that seems to suck cholesterol out of the blood. Doctors think thats good for you because cholesterol is bad for you at least excess cholesterol is.
And people are worried about cholesterol. Most people over 40 know their cholesterol levels and wish they were lower. There are drugs, expensive drugs, that you can take to lower your cholesterol.
And there are oats.
Eating oats can be better for lowering your cholesterol than taking drugs.
Thats good news.
And Cheerios has put that news on the front of its box. Specifically, Cheerios claims that by eating it for a month, you can lower your cholesterol by as much as 10 percent.
And thats not a con.
Study after study bears it out.
So Cheerios are a good thing. So are oatmeal and some other oat products.
But this is about Democrats. And while oats will clean you out, Democrats will clog you up.
Thus the letter.
The Democrat-controlled Food and Drug Administration has written General Mills saying that Cheerios behave like a drug. If taking them for a certain amount of time will lead to a specific therapeutic outcome lower cholesterol then that makes them a drug.
And the FDA controls drugs.
And so the FDA wants to control Cheerios.
Specifically, the Obama FDA wants General Mills evil Big Food in Democratspeak to submit an application to approve Cheerios as a drug, and an application to review and approve Cheerios advertising.
Cheeri-freaking-os.
Invented in 1941, sold around the world since, mostly made in Buffalo, New York, the worlds first and still most-popular cold, oat breakfast cereal is in trouble with the Obama Democrats.
And they want to see its papers.
They want to check it out. They want to approve its advertising.
Plain-old Cheerios.
Its come to this. The preposterous and autocratic arrogance of the Democrat Saviors is bubbling over in ever more ridiculous directions.
Theyve decided that a nearly 70-year-old breakfast cereal, made from the simplest and most wholesome ingredients, is something that neither General Mills nor the American people can be trusted with.
So Im going to start eating it.
My cholesterols fine, but my blood pressures up. Ive got a bad case of Democrat-induced hypertension.
And my breakfast cereal is going to be a protest against the morons who think it is a drug. Im writing a prescription for my cereal bowl.
Mark my words: When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen.
I was thinking more of Cap’n Crunch; too militaristic!
Another sign that the apocalypse is upon us.
I should also add that lucky charms also has TSP in it and also gives me the runs something fierce. that aint no rainbow in that golden pot!
thanks, bfl
Caffeine is far more a drug than oat bran, why don’t they classify Coffee as a drug.....?
THEY WANT CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING!!!! What a bunch of lousy control freak dictator wannabees
The definition of drug depends on how it is marketed. Thus, if I just sell oats as tasty treats, then it's not a drug. But if I sell oats as a way to lower your cholesterol, then it's a drug.
Same with caffeine. I put caffeine in a soda, it's not a drug. When I put it in a pill and tell people that they can take it to stay awake, then it's a drug.
Try that with a batch of Maui Wowee brownies, or a jug of Wildwood tea. The Drug Czar gets to determine what drugs are, and are not. Not common sense.
To the extent that you’re referring to illegal drugs, you’re right. But that’s not what the FDA regulates, and that’s the issue here. The FDA regulates legal products that are sold as drugs. The FDA determines whether a product is sold as a drug based on how it is marketed.
>> The definition of drug depends on how it is marketed. Thus, if I just sell oats as tasty treats, then it’s not a drug. But if I sell oats as a way to lower your cholesterol, then it’s a drug.
Same with caffeine. I put caffeine in a soda, it’s not a drug. When I put it in a pill and tell people that they can take it to stay awake, then it’s a drug. <<
So if a drug company puts satins in a muffin and only sells it as a tasty muffin treat, then no body would need a prescription.
Then it becomes a food additive, which is also subject to FDA regulation (caffeine is both a food additive and a drug, and as a food additive, it is GRAS-generally regarded as safe). So short answer—no.
Now he’ll manage to pee off my cat. Our boy cat, Willie, LOVES Cheerios. They’re just about his favorite food.
The new Democrat-controlled Food and Drug Administration has decided that Cheerios are a drug and are under its control... I guess you can blame it on the oats. Cheerios are made of oats. Whole-grain oats, including the soluble fiber that makes them so healthy. See, oats contain a substance that seems to suck cholesterol out of the blood. Doctors think that's good for you because cholesterol is bad for you -- at least excess cholesterol is... Eating oats can be better for lowering your cholesterol than taking drugs... And Cheerios has put that news on the front of its box. Specifically, Cheerios claims that by eating it for a month, you can lower your cholesterol by as much as 10 percent.
I grew up in Orchard Park. I worked in Buffalo for a summer during college for a mob guy that bought old houses and turned them into professional offices/apts.
He owned a landfill up in Niagara Falls. He was the original owner of BFI waste disposal. His office was down on the Buffalo river in an old industrial part of town where they brought the grain boats in. It was right next door to the Cheerios plant. It was a ugly part of town.
My wife has type 2 diabetes and needs to watch her cholesterol. When it comes to breakfast, cheerios are the best solution we’ve found for both problems. For the past two years I’ve been eating them too, since I found out where to go to get them for $1.50-$1.75 a box. They’re even a good snack for the parrot. I never thought I’d become a public enemy for promoting cheerios consumption.
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