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To: chordmaster
If he injested a bunch of Viagra AND Extenz then you’d think he would have just held onto that huge piece of drift wood until a boat picked him up.
23 posted on
03/11/2009 11:30:04 AM PDT by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: chordmaster
He fell! That’s it! It should have been, “he died of marathon sex” or “his Jones exploded”, not he fell on deck!
To: chordmaster
What a loser. He must have been hard up.
To: chordmaster
A prickly situation,to be sure....
26 posted on
03/11/2009 11:31:36 AM PDT by
gimme1ibertee
("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
To: chordmaster
I have to disagree with the article. I don't think he fell face first.
28 posted on
03/11/2009 11:32:13 AM PDT by
exit82
(The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
To: chordmaster
“Ms. Grunger asked her husband to leave and ‘go get some air’, and he never returned.”
Not tonight, honey ...
29 posted on
03/11/2009 11:35:02 AM PDT by
maggief
To: chordmaster
And then his wife committed suicide.....
30 posted on
03/11/2009 11:35:18 AM PDT by
Mac from Cleveland
(How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
To: chordmaster
balance and fell of the deck of a cruise ship
I'm thinking he was fishing and hooked into a tuna........
32 posted on
03/11/2009 11:37:46 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun on an Indy car....)
To: chordmaster
Now, Viagra and ExtenZe can join the time honored legend of the “Spanish Fly” and death by automobile gearshift knobs.
To: chordmaster
Thar she blows captain! Arghhhh.
35 posted on
03/11/2009 11:40:12 AM PDT by
Sig Sauer P220
(Birth certificates are for suckers.)
To: chordmaster
“He looked like he was about to urinate over the side, then he just went right over like he had an anchor tied to him.”
What?...he had an anchor tied to.....?
To: chordmaster
Barney Frank will deliver the eulogy:
“Reginald, We Hardly Knew Ye....”
39 posted on
03/11/2009 11:42:24 AM PDT by
Mac from Cleveland
(How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
To: chordmaster
When he whipped out his two foot woodie to pee he obviously would loose his balance....Over you go!
To: chordmaster
That was some cruise he was planning!....I’m screwing til I fall overboard!.....
To: chordmaster
Viagra just causes the first stage of rigor mortis.
43 posted on
03/11/2009 11:47:18 AM PDT by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: chordmaster
Gee, Extenze is supposed to make “that certain part” of a man’s body get bigger and Viagra is supposed to get it to fill with blood. This guy ingested large amounts of both. Did he not see any potential for a problem? It was a real boner that he didn’t consult his physician first.
44 posted on
03/11/2009 11:48:08 AM PDT by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
To: chordmaster
Another advance in medical science. In the future whenever a man falls overboard, we will immediately know why.
46 posted on
03/11/2009 11:49:25 AM PDT by
Malesherbes
(Sauve Qui Peut)
To: chordmaster
He pole vaulted off the ship?
47 posted on
03/11/2009 11:50:28 AM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(New Obama Mantra, "Screw World Peace, I'll Buy You A Pony.")
To: chordmaster
He must not have contacted his Dr. after 4 hours.
48 posted on
03/11/2009 11:51:12 AM PDT by
tiki
(True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
To: chordmaster
Boy, other people’s vacation videos are tough enough to sit through-this lady’s friends are really in for it....
49 posted on
03/11/2009 11:51:35 AM PDT by
Mac from Cleveland
(How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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