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To: chordmaster
Ya’ mean that now he’s a stiff?
50 posted on
03/11/2009 11:51:51 AM PDT by
laweeks
To: chordmaster
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52 posted on
03/11/2009 11:52:42 AM PDT by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: chordmaster
FTA: Witnesses said that Grunger appeared to be out of sorts. “He was definitely having trouble walking - we thought he was drunk.”
Nope, he was trying to steer his divining rod around the deck and it discovered a big body of water.
54 posted on
03/11/2009 11:53:02 AM PDT by
Two Kids' Dad
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To: chordmaster
Reginald Grunger, 52, apparently lost his balance and fell of the deck of a cruise ship while vacationing with his wife. Cruise line officials confirmed that Grunger had ingested large amounts of both Viagra and ExtenZe before the accident. Probably the sudden change in center of gravity.
55 posted on
03/11/2009 11:53:17 AM PDT by
Sloth
(The tree of liberty desperately needs watering.)
To: chordmaster
63 posted on
03/11/2009 12:01:07 PM PDT by
bonnieblue4me
(You can put lipstick on a donkey (or a dimrat), but it is still an ass!)
To: chordmaster
"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"
64 posted on
03/11/2009 12:03:47 PM PDT by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: chordmaster
To: chordmaster
He should have just hoisted a sail on that mast and sailed home.
67 posted on
03/11/2009 12:05:27 PM PDT by
lakeman
To: chordmaster
“”Uhhhh, hello, uhhhh, This is Mr. uh, Bob Clanton of Chappaqua NY—I’d like to cancel my double order of Viagra with Extenze......”
68 posted on
03/11/2009 12:18:36 PM PDT by
Mac from Cleveland
(How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
To: chordmaster
Too bad he didn’t use Enzyte, at least he’d have died smiling.
70 posted on
03/11/2009 12:22:50 PM PDT by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go & lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan & Ah think yore gonna finally understand")
To: chordmaster
That Viagra bottle should have been clearly marked: “Not for use as a flotation device.”
71 posted on
03/11/2009 2:02:49 PM PDT by
Towed_Jumper
(Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
To: chordmaster
If he already had any children, he's ineligible for the Darwin Award.
Sorry.
72 posted on
03/11/2009 4:18:23 PM PDT by
Publius6961
(Change is not a plan; Hope is not a strategy.)
To: chordmaster
http://www.thebody.com/content/art32246.html
In 2000, researchers at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles did an analysis of 1,473 major adverse medical events involving the use of Viagra. There were 522 deaths, most involving cardiovascular causes developing within 4-5 hours of taking a 50 mg dose of Viagra. The majority of deaths occurred in patients who were less than 65 years of age and had no reported cardiac risk factors. Other deaths were associated with the use of nitrates (drugs prescribed for chest pain, angina and heart problems) and amyl nitrate, the common ingredient found in “poppers,” a liquid whose vapors typically cause an intense head rush and drop in blood pressure when inhaled. Cedars-Sinai researchers concluded that there “appears to be a high number of deaths and serious cardiovascular events associated with the use of Viagra.”
73 posted on
03/11/2009 4:55:24 PM PDT by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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