[laweeks]

Ya’ mean that now he’s a stiff?

[new cruelty]

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[Two Kids' Dad]

FTA: Witnesses said that Grunger appeared to be out of sorts. “He was definitely having trouble walking - we thought he was drunk.”

Nope, he was trying to steer his divining rod around the deck and it discovered a big body of water.

[Sloth]

Reginald Grunger, 52, apparently lost his balance and fell of the deck of a cruise ship while vacationing with his wife. Cruise line officials confirmed that Grunger had ingested large amounts of both Viagra and ExtenZe before the accident.

Probably the sudden change in center of gravity.

[bonnieblue4me]

boner ping

[new cruelty]

"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"

[GUNGAGALUNGA]

[lakeman]

He should have just hoisted a sail on that mast and sailed home.

[Mac from Cleveland]

“”Uhhhh, hello, uhhhh, This is Mr. uh, Bob Clanton of Chappaqua NY—I’d like to cancel my double order of Viagra with Extenze......”

[NRA1995]

Too bad he didn’t use Enzyte, at least he’d have died smiling.

[Towed_Jumper]

That Viagra bottle should have been clearly marked: “Not for use as a flotation device.”

[Publius6961]

If he already had any children, he's ineligible for the Darwin Award.

Sorry.

[Jo Nuvark]

http://www.thebody.com/content/art32246.html

In 2000, researchers at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles did an analysis of 1,473 major adverse medical events involving the use of Viagra. There were 522 deaths, most involving cardiovascular causes developing within 4-5 hours of taking a 50 mg dose of Viagra. The majority of deaths occurred in patients who were less than 65 years of age and had no reported cardiac risk factors. Other deaths were associated with the use of nitrates (drugs prescribed for chest pain, angina and heart problems) and amyl nitrate, the common ingredient found in “poppers,” a liquid whose vapors typically cause an intense head rush and drop in blood pressure when inhaled. Cedars-Sinai researchers concluded that there “appears to be a high number of deaths and serious cardiovascular events associated with the use of Viagra.”