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1 posted on 03/11/2009 11:23:50 AM PDT by chordmaster
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That’s a hard way to go.


2 posted on 03/11/2009 11:25:52 AM PDT by noblejones (<deprecate>Ben Stein 2008.</deprecate> Sarah 2012, 2016, 2020.)
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What a stiff!


3 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:06 AM PDT by Goldsborough (Non Sibi)
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It would be funnier if he fell “off” the deck instead of fell “of” the deck.


4 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:23 AM PDT by w1andsodidwe (Jimmy Carter(the Godfather of Terror) allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
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“Stand back, this thing’s gonna blow!”


5 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:31 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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RIP.................

6 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Zero has more Chicago Bull than Michael Jordan...................)
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I guess all of the blood in his body went to his.....


7 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:47 AM PDT by KoRn
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Pogo-sticked right over the rail!


8 posted on 03/11/2009 11:26:58 AM PDT by diogenes ghost
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He’s really stiff now, but not in a good way.


10 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:09 AM PDT by Pietro
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Poor guy. The blood needed to be in the head where balance is regulated.


11 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:34 AM PDT by Enterprise (I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
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you would think he would have a working kick stand at that point


12 posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:59 AM PDT by MANO
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He hardly knew what nailed him.


13 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:02 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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Insert "stiff" joke here. This may be overdoing it in the "get ready for action" guy department. Yeah, he was "primed" for it, alright!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

14 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:16 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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His third leg should have prevented him from loosing his balance......


15 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:27 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Wait, that’s not a BUOY!


16 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:40 AM PDT by mdk1960
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The combination of Viagra and Rogain is bad too.

It makes your hair stand on end.


17 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:46 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obama's next program: Kopechne Care)
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18 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:50 AM PDT by new cruelty (Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
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“apparently lost his balance and fell....”

Unexpected weight shift?


19 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:51 AM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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20 posted on 03/11/2009 11:28:54 AM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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The poor stiff


21 posted on 03/11/2009 11:29:13 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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Combining Viagra and Extenze can be hard on a man.


22 posted on 03/11/2009 11:29:39 AM PDT by Semper Mark (Communism is Socialism with a gun to your head.)
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