Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Ooooh, I am likin’ Rush’s plan.
The percent of people that voted for Obama - 540 billion - gets spent Obama’s way. The rest of the money spent the way the conservatives (McCain voters) 460 billion - OUR way.”
Brilliant!
54% to Obama’s programs
46% for tax cuts
$ 540 million for Obama to spend, $ 460 billion spent Rush’s way on tax cuts Rush specifies.
The Obama Limbaugh Economic Stimulus Plan of 2009.
Then, compare which plan makes the economy improves the fastest.
Says corporate tax rate is highest of all industrial societies.
Rush says bill would be bipartisan and reflect the wishes of the American people.
I bet Obama zips his piehole, and we never hear him mention this show.
So, add in deficit spending like we have, trashing the stock market, bond market, increasing unemployment, illegal invasion and their support, etc., etc.....so what do they do?
Keep the boomers from retiring and keep the boomers paying taxes instead of further impacting SS and Mediocre Care...in the meantime, the elitists rake in all the cash they can now as they know what is coming.
If we look at the volume of money lost in the artificial credit bubble (housing boom / credit cards to illegals) and the losses when hedge fund managers who were borrowing at 80:1 (never regulated,) we will need at least $25 trillion for the turn around and a stronger dollar.
The gov has all the demographic numbers from years past and the GAO numbers.
Simply, we are screwed. It'll take 20 years of conservative fiscal policy to climb out of this.
Zero would never have the balls to try it, of course. I like how Rush is setting him up to eat his own words about “bipartisanship”.
but, just maybe he will be asked about it (Bama) and/or his surrogates??? Rush has just became the most important Republican today. lol
I hope Obama is listening. ;-)
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If he is half as smart as the MSM makes him out to be, he should not only be listening, but taking notes.
He also said he liked the Limbaugh/Obama black scandal because it caused less prejudice for the moments against Jews.
Then Handle referred to Obama as a shvatza(SP)...
Whatever!
I heard Handel this morning too, and was thoroughly disgusted. He thought it was STUPID of Rush to say that “people don’t want Obama to fail strictly because he is black.” Stupid, or actually true?
If Obama spoke as he does and had the accomplishments he dies, but looked like Robert F. Kennedy, would the media be tingling? Would people be wearing him 24/7 on shirts, and weeping at his inaug? It’s all ONLY because of his melanin. His ancestors were never slaves. Mine were, and I am lily-white.
You got it!
Start listening to Mike Pence!!
How can Obama rip this plan???
Hey Zero—all your bases belong to us.
I like when Rush said there is NO reason to suggest that the economy cannot rebound quickly. What kind of leadership is that?
Hi, saveliberty!
You have a point. So many RINOs, so few lamb chops. . .
But I like Krauthammer; he was probably the most sensible person there.
No it’s been acting up since Saturday morning.....new trojans out and o’s folks barking orders to the NSA to screw with us and Jim Rob.
He’ll laugh it off if asked about it.
We can only hope that the press will ask him about Rush’s proposal...
Remember Obama said he didn’t care where the suggestions come from all will be weighted...
Rush just put Obama in CHECK!!!
I peeked into the start of the Beltway Boys this week....Mort gave the O an A for his 1st week and tangle eyed Barnes gave him a B plus..........that is all one needs to know about FOX
one blogger on Iowa City’s Press-Citizen (online) has a post today: Rush Limbaugh Hates America! (LOLOL)
yeah, she didn’t think Obama started recitation of the oath a bit early either.
I’ve asked her to provide me one quote of Rush’s saying he “hates America”...;)
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