Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Not today it’s not.
Howdy, rightwingintelligentsia!
Fred Barnes was left out; Charles Krauthammer was invited.
I suspect much had to do with Will’s decision of whom to invite.
One trillion of OUR dollars to stimulate the economy — one trillion that they do not have...
Being left handed has served me well. at least served me longer than ... MULLAH HUSSEIN.
Only causes trouble when I have to use something Designed for you Righties... Can openers, scissors quickly come to mind.
lol. That wasnt one of my better posts. Actually it was a mess. lol
don-o—Congratulations and thanks to your newly minted Marine son from all of us. Outstanding!
And say hello to the lovely Mrs. don-o for me.
Rush is on fire today.
Lets give Obama the whacko’s...
10 q.
His last day of boot leave is today and I get to start missing him again tomorrow.
Oh Rush! Go for it!
Rush is fair and balanced L0L
Ooooh, I am likin’ Rush’s plan.
The percent of people that voted for Obama - 540 billion - gets spent Obama’s way. The rest of the money spent the way the conservatives (McCain voters) 460 billion - OUR way.
TAX CUTS (for indiv and cap gains and corporate)!
Whose way will actually STIMULATE the economy??
And fund ACORN, and more abortion...
watch it....lefty here w/ Paul Newman blues baby !
Wahoo...compare results....sounds reasonable. I bet 0-ba-ma will go for it. *L*
Sounds like one of the dudes TGO calls a “back bencher.”
Rush’s plan will be laughed at by Hussein. He will simply say, “No way, I won”.
How wonderfully simple!
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