Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Then you must be in the BOHICA position to salute The One???
it’s 3td down 7 yrds to go and this is a big third down.....and Warner drops back....lookin....lookin...lookin....and Warner fired deep to the sideline...CAUGHT by Fitzgeral.........on the 3 yd line....did you see that catch ???........1st and goal on the 3 yard line
********* GO ARIZONA CARDINALS ***************************
Thank you!
For ONCE, Republicans SHOULD listen to Rush and articlate precisely and loudly what he is articulating today.
Obama is all about power, not stimulating the economy. Where are the Republicans???
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/we-demand-true-conservative-leadership.html
Workin’ and Lurkin’ today still got lots to do.
Official Obammy, Merrill, BOHICA, Congressional decorator PING!
**For ONCE, Republicans SHOULD listen to Rush**
GOP hasn’t sounded like RUSH since NEWT left!
I just don’t think three hours will be enough!
they will.....Rino’s are the leather dujour for conservatives....if we don’t cull our rinos, all we’ll end up with is Rino Larva
White house decorator: http://www.katyelliott.com/blog/2009/01/michael-smith-new-white-house-decorator.html
Merrill lynch decorator: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aFcrG8er4FRw&refer=home
And Newt hasn’t sounded like Newt since he left.
Fitzgerald is da bomb!
But thou shalt remember James Hightower!
I don’t completely agree with Rush’s assertion that the Merrill decorations had nothing to do with the TARP. Merrill spent the money, and could not pay its debts. Then BOA buys Merrill and inherits its debts. Then BOA gets bailout money. It’s still throwing good money after bad.
Oh I think Barama and Bohica are equivalent L0L
**And Newt hasn’t sounded like Newt since he left.**
This is ALSO True!!
And one of the TARP recipients is buying a new $50 million French made private jet.
Tim Hightower
oops
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