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To: Kathy in Alaska; TASMANIANRED; MS.BEHAVIN; MEG33; LUV W; Lady Jag; EsmeraldaA; Kitty Mittens; ...
To All The Divas And Cat~People Of The Canteen


The Twelve Cats Of Christmas





On the first day of Christmas
when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me

On the second day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the third day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fourth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fifth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the sixth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the seventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents 6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eighth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the ninth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments 7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the tenth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me



Jack Deth~ 12/22/07.


(via Ma's E-Mail)

1,187 posted on 12/22/2007 7:31:04 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Resident FReeper Kitty Poem /Haiku Guy)
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To: Jack Deth

Very sweet kitty, Cat Man!....maybe Santa will bring me one! Ya think?


1,188 posted on 12/22/2007 7:32:38 PM PST by luvie (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)
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To: Jack Deth
Merry Christmas, Jack, and thanks...a perfect picture for a funny poem.


1,193 posted on 12/22/2007 7:39:50 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Jack Deth


Hey JD! Great Stuff! Thanks!


1,196 posted on 12/22/2007 7:42:09 PM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Jack Deth

Wonderful and very clever Jack. :0)

Thank you.


1,197 posted on 12/22/2007 7:42:54 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Jack Deth

You’ve outdone yourself....

I’m predicting an instant classic...

Merry Christmas , Jack.


1,228 posted on 12/22/2007 8:02:06 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: Jack Deth; All
(((((Jack Deth))))), that Poem/Song is Absolutely Wonderful, One of your Very Best! I Laughed and laughed Reading it; it's just Excellent!

Have a Beautiful Holiday Season, Everyone!


1,232 posted on 12/22/2007 8:03:51 PM PST by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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To: Jack Deth; LUV W

All I can think is I love that kitty; I want her!!!
One for you and one for me, Luv...:)
PURRRRR.......


1,309 posted on 12/22/2007 8:57:39 PM PST by La Enchiladita (This, This is Christ the King, The Babe the Son of Mary)
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To: Jack Deth
Thanks, Jack.

Merry Christmas!

1,422 posted on 12/22/2007 10:46:41 PM PST by Churchillspirit (We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
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To: Jack Deth; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Ping to post #1187 - LOLerskates!


1,425 posted on 12/22/2007 11:03:54 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: Jack Deth
The Twelve Cats Of Christmas

ROFL!! I love it.

1,451 posted on 12/23/2007 4:08:57 AM PST by Allegra (HOME for the Holidays! Merry Christmas to my "family" back in Iraq.)
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To: Jack Deth

What a terrific poem! It brought a smile to my face even though I had to put my beloved Bubba to sleep yesterday. He was 19 and 1/2 years old and was starting to fail so quickly. He’s at the Rainbow Bridge waiting for me.


1,457 posted on 12/23/2007 8:18:22 AM PST by iceskater (RIP Dad and Bubba.)
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To: Jack Deth
May all your days be like Christmas JD! ;-D


1,525 posted on 12/25/2007 5:27:14 AM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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