To: Kathy in Alaska; TASMANIANRED; MS.BEHAVIN; MEG33; LUV W; Lady Jag; EsmeraldaA; Kitty Mittens; ...
To All The Divas And Cat~People Of The Canteen
The Twelve Cats Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me
On the second day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the third day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the fourth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the fifth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the sixth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the seventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents 6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts 4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the eighth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the ninth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments 7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the tenth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the eleventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
Jack Deth~ 12/22/07.
(via Ma's E-Mail)
1,187 posted on
12/22/2007 7:31:04 PM PST by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Resident FReeper Kitty Poem /Haiku Guy)
To: Jack Deth
Very sweet kitty, Cat Man!....maybe Santa will bring me one! Ya think?
1,188 posted on
12/22/2007 7:32:38 PM PST by
luvie
(Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)
To: Jack Deth
Merry Christmas, Jack, and thanks...a perfect picture for a funny poem.
1,193 posted on
12/22/2007 7:39:50 PM PST by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: Jack Deth
Hey JD! Great Stuff! Thanks!
1,196 posted on
12/22/2007 7:42:09 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Jack Deth
Wonderful and very clever Jack. :0)
Thank you.
To: Jack Deth
You’ve outdone yourself....
I’m predicting an instant classic...
Merry Christmas , Jack.
1,228 posted on
12/22/2007 8:02:06 PM PST by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: Jack Deth; All
(((((Jack Deth))))), that Poem/Song is Absolutely Wonderful, One of your Very Best! I Laughed and laughed Reading it; it's just Excellent!
Have a Beautiful Holiday Season, Everyone!
1,232 posted on
12/22/2007 8:03:51 PM PST by
Kitty Mittens
(To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
To: Jack Deth; LUV W
All I can think is I love that kitty; I want her!!!
One for you and one for me, Luv...:)
PURRRRR.......
1,309 posted on
12/22/2007 8:57:39 PM PST by
La Enchiladita
(This, This is Christ the King, The Babe the Son of Mary)
To: Jack Deth
Thanks, Jack.
Merry Christmas!
1,422 posted on
12/22/2007 10:46:41 PM PST by
Churchillspirit
(We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
To: Jack Deth; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Ping to post #1187 - LOLerskates!
1,425 posted on
12/22/2007 11:03:54 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
To: Jack Deth
The Twelve Cats Of Christmas ROFL!! I love it.
1,451 posted on
12/23/2007 4:08:57 AM PST by
Allegra
(HOME for the Holidays! Merry Christmas to my "family" back in Iraq.)
To: Jack Deth
What a terrific poem! It brought a smile to my face even though I had to put my beloved Bubba to sleep yesterday. He was 19 and 1/2 years old and was starting to fail so quickly. He’s at the Rainbow Bridge waiting for me.
1,457 posted on
12/23/2007 8:18:22 AM PST by
iceskater
(RIP Dad and Bubba.)
To: Jack Deth
May all your days be like Christmas JD! ;-D
1,525 posted on
12/25/2007 5:27:14 AM PST by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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