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Groaner Puns (Your favorite?)
Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter
Q. What is a cesarean section?
A. A womb with a view.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: Petronski
True.
My company, which is 131 years old, perforates metal.
Our founder invented the perforating press.
I frequently have to explain the ‘hole’ story.
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posted on
08/22/2007 3:24:11 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: VA Voter
What are twins? Womb mates.
Bax/Bcl2, A Tale of Two Proteins--It was the best of dimers; it was the worst of dimers.
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posted on
08/22/2007 3:24:36 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Ma loved Pa
Pa loved Women
Ma caught PA with 2 in swimming
Here lies PA
103
posted on
08/22/2007 3:26:27 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
To: VA Voter
Did you hear about the lady who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster.
To: CommerceComet
A cannibal’s favourite game is ‘swallow the leader’.
105
posted on
08/22/2007 3:28:13 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: VA Voter
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
106
posted on
08/22/2007 3:28:31 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: dirtbiker
Advertisement: ‘New study on obesity looks for larger test group.’
107
posted on
08/22/2007 3:29:12 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: VA Voter
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
108
posted on
08/22/2007 3:29:56 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: aruanan
It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
109
posted on
08/22/2007 3:30:41 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: Blogger
The shy stripper couldn’t bare it on stage.
110
posted on
08/22/2007 3:30:59 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: VA Voter
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return when you throw it?
A: A stick
Q: Where does Hitler keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.
111
posted on
08/22/2007 3:31:16 PM PDT
by
ChocChipCookie
(Homeschool like your kids' lives depend on it.)
To: VA Voter
Gravity, it’s always putting everyone down.
112
posted on
08/22/2007 3:31:21 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: Responsibility2nd
113
posted on
08/22/2007 3:31:27 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Erik Latranyi
114
posted on
08/22/2007 3:32:39 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Petronski
115
posted on
08/22/2007 3:33:23 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
It’s official. I’m groaning.
;OD
116
posted on
08/22/2007 3:35:21 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Why would Romney lie about Ronald Reagan's record?)
To: aruanan
A woman got pregnant, her doctor told her she was going to have twins. When she told her husband the news, he asked, "What should we name them?" She said, "Adolph and Rudolph."
Two years later, she got pregnant again. Doctor told her she was going to have twins again. When she told her husband the news, he again asked, "What are we going to name these?"
She said, "Get off and Stay off!"
117
posted on
08/22/2007 3:37:23 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
To: dirtbiker
118
posted on
08/22/2007 3:50:25 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: freeangel
UGA wanted to replace him with Michael Vick so he could teach those “Dawgs” to fight.In other news, Vick and a friend were walking down the street when they saw a dog in the middle of the road licking himself as dogs are known to lick themselves.
The friend looks at the dog, then to Vick, and remarks, "Look at that dog! Boy, I wish I could do that."
Vick said, "That dog would BITE you!"
119
posted on
08/22/2007 3:51:59 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
To: Lucky9teen
I bet they are just down the street from the law firm of Dewey, Cheetem, and Howe....
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posted on
08/22/2007 3:53:15 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
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