Posted on 07/13/2007 1:03:36 PM PDT by gpk9
Well, I had another roll-they-eyes response to the local news this morning when they had some doctor on the phone talking about Alzheimer's.
Seems that some drug company has come out with a patch for Alzheimers, and the conversation drifted into what causes Alzheimers.
Of course, he spouted the standard medical line when they don't really know what the cause is.
"Well, we believe it is caused by old age, and is hereditary."
How STUPID are these people?
How STUPID are YOU people for believing that nonsense?
Medical science doesn't know what causes Alzheimers, because THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
... and if they really did know what causes it, THEY WOULDN'T TELL YOU!
Why?
Because they want to sell more DRUGS!
Alzhiemer's is caused by the SAME THING that causes any other illness or abnormality. TOXICITY in the body.
Toxicity is a fancy term for self-poisoning.
We poison ourselves through our lousy diet. Over decades of time, that tocicity accumulates to the point where it causes several "old age" abnormalites.
We poison ourselves with medical drugs. That toxicity accumulates over decades of time until it causes several "old age" abnormalities.
Medical drugs? YES! ALL medical drugs are poisons... designed to kill some little critter in the body... that does not exist to begin with.
ALL illness is caused by toxicity.
It is impossible for a toxic medical drug to cure an illness caused by toxicity in the first place.... which all illnesses are.
When are we going to collectively WAKE UP and stop paying billions of dollars every year to be poisoned?
If EVERYONE took a two quart yogurt enema every week, we would have 1,560,000,000,000 pounds of junk to deal with.
6 trillion x 5lb x 52weeks = 1,560,000,000,000
Sounds like a environMENTAL crisis of epic proportions.
My next question is where do we find 624,000,000,000 quarts of yogurt a year and how many feet of hose would it require?
This is a zot worthy post except you been here for 6 years...... why so zotilicious today?
Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.
You can tell me. I know how to keep a secret! Use < font color=white > and nobody else can see it.
Not the most pleasant way to expand your vocabulary.
I sense either an Amway or Melaleuca sales pitch in our futures from this poster.
*snork*
I hear this claim (pounds of stuff in our colons) all the time - yet when I see vidoes of colonostomies (sp?) - the insides are always pink, shiny and clean as a whistle. Where exactly is this stuff hiding?
That's an added bennie. I go for taste, most of the time.
Being a horse isn't very dignified, I suppose, and anyway I'm not into that kind of action. On a Saturday. In public. So he tells me about this clinic where, you know...anyway, I catch the next jeepney up to Manila and the clinic is there and they're all out of yoghurt, and I'm lookin' at the Doc and sure enough it's the same guy who sold me the monkey-meat-on-a-stick the day before. Or maybe his brother, anyway there I was and there he was with a hose the size of one of those conduits that go under the highways so the little animals don't get turned into highway pizzas. And no yoghurt.
Now, the San Miguel beer they sold locally was great stuff but every now and then you'd find one with, ah, a lump in the bottle, and if you drank it you'd have the same sort of experience I was seeking but without the hose and the yoghurt, which they didn't have any of, did I mention that? So anyhows I sez "can't I just have a beer?" and he smiles at me and he sez "oh, you're gonna," and I'm thinking cool, the trip wasn't wasted but then a guy comes in with a pony keg and I don't remember a lot after that.
Anyhows, Your Honor, I told you there was a perfectly innocent reason I ended up staggering through Manila nekkid, drunk, and trailing a hose. Could happen to anybody. Really.
And I'm not talking about the cigar.
:^)
Alzheimers is caused by fluoridated water which was forced on us by Communist infiltrators to pollute and debase the Purity of our Essence in our Precious Bodily Fluids!!!
What do you think kept an entire generation or two from getting small pox? Dumb@ss...
You don't eat a yogurt enema, it would have to be after the fact.
That would be really gross.
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
LOL!
Maybe I should give him the link to the “Holy Ghost Enema” thread from yesterday.
There are studies that say that Alzheimer’s is caused by NOT smoking.
Great minds and all that.
That’s it! You solved the mystery. The NEA causes Alzheimer’s.
Thanks for the ping. Who are you and what are you doing in my living room?
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