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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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.Hello??
Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
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To: DollyCali; Roscoe Karns
Tooooo funny!
Love it, good job Roscoe Karns!
A classic.
Thanks for the ping Dolly.
401
posted on
08/01/2006 5:07:06 AM PDT
by
stopem
(God Bless the U.S.A the Troops who protect her, and their Commander In Chief !)
To: GodBlessUSA; Sonora; LUV W; GrandEagle; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; La Enchiladita; carlr
Not sure if you guys got pinged to this.......
402
posted on
08/01/2006 5:07:41 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(FReeper Canteen ~ Here for our Troops, Allies, and their families 24/7/365.)
To: beachn4fun
LOL!!! Thanks for ping :)
403
posted on
08/01/2006 5:10:36 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: GodBlessUSA
What a good laugh, huh?
I needed that.
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posted on
08/01/2006 5:11:19 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(FReeper Canteen ~ Here for our Troops, Allies, and their families 24/7/365.)
To: Roscoe Karns
LOL! Great job! :)
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posted on
08/01/2006 5:15:29 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: DollyCali
Thanks for the ping. A good morning laugh. :)
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posted on
08/01/2006 5:16:18 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: beachn4fun
407
posted on
08/01/2006 5:16:43 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: Roscoe Karns
Definitely worth the Bttt.
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posted on
08/01/2006 5:38:53 AM PDT
by
DoctorMichael
(A wall first. A wall now.)
To: Roscoe Karns
LOVE IT!!! ROFLMAO. Thanks for the laugh Roscoe!
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posted on
08/01/2006 5:41:46 AM PDT
by
Dooderbutt
(It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Very clever! Those pictures are great!
410
posted on
08/01/2006 5:53:55 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Never trust Democrats with national security.)
To: nutmeg
Funny! I love Freeper esoterica.
411
posted on
08/01/2006 5:54:56 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Never trust Democrats with national security.)
To: Fawnn; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; acad1228; AliVeritas; aomagrat; beachn4fun; BIGLOOK; blackie; ...
One of the funniest things I have read in a long time ping!
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posted on
08/01/2006 6:07:51 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
("The word of muslims will never, ever override what our U.S. Marines say." - TheCrusader)
To: StarCMC
413
posted on
08/01/2006 6:32:14 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: StarCMC
For a real good laugh, check out his profile page.
414
posted on
08/01/2006 6:33:11 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(FReeper Canteen ~ Here for our Troops, Allies, and their families 24/7/365.)
To: La Enchiladita
>> Wow. That is eerily like the Dharma Project on "LOST." <<
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415
posted on
08/01/2006 7:44:31 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Watery Tart
Congrats on the best Freeper tag I've seen!
416
posted on
08/01/2006 7:50:11 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Lil'freeper; hellinahandcart
417
posted on
08/01/2006 9:02:20 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." PJO)
To: Foxfire4
418
posted on
08/01/2006 9:07:36 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
To: sauropod; Roscoe Karns
Next up needs to be a parody of ping lists. ;)
419
posted on
08/01/2006 9:11:11 AM PDT
by
Lil'freeper
(You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
To: quin
420
posted on
08/01/2006 9:27:29 AM PDT
by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
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