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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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241 posted on 07/28/2006 9:54:48 PM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: vox_freedom

LOL


242 posted on 07/28/2006 9:55:44 PM PDT by cyborg (No I don't miss the single life at all.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

An instant classic for the thread jester ping list.


243 posted on 07/28/2006 9:59:08 PM PDT by zeugma (I reject your reality and substitute my own in its place.)
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To: zeugma

I agree. Ping going out shortly.


244 posted on 07/28/2006 10:13:33 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...


Thread Jester Ping

A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...

245 posted on 07/28/2006 10:15:48 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: Roscoe Karns

Great job!


246 posted on 07/28/2006 10:38:06 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Wow. That is eerily like the Dharma Project on "LOST."

Funny, too.


247 posted on 07/28/2006 10:58:39 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (Down with "Proportionality" ...YES to Israel, NO to terrorism)...(((AM YISRAEL CHAI!)))
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Pay no attention to the Zotmeister behind the curtain...

Okey dokey. Thanks for the ping!

248 posted on 07/28/2006 11:01:06 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (Down with "Proportionality" ...YES to Israel, NO to terrorism)...(((AM YISRAEL CHAI!)))
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To: Caramelgal
Why is it that I find myself so strangely attracted to men with crew cuts, white button down shirts, pocket protectors, skinny ties and thick rimmed glasses sitting in front of big main frame terminals?

Well, as long as we're being honest here... you just like the sliderules, right?

I know I do ;o)


249 posted on 07/29/2006 12:13:09 AM PDT by Watery Tart (I voted for RETRO, not Metro!)
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To: Roscoe Karns; cmsgop

Funniest read in months!


250 posted on 07/29/2006 3:22:55 AM PDT by Dog
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To: Roscoe Karns

My day has started with side splitting laughter! Thank You, it is going to be a good day!


251 posted on 07/29/2006 3:31:40 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: vox_freedom

LOL!!


252 posted on 07/29/2006 5:55:39 AM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns
LMAO!!!!!

254 posted on 07/29/2006 6:08:07 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: darkwing104

A truly excellent "ZOT" thread.


255 posted on 07/29/2006 6:42:33 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Semi Civil Servant
Raindrops on roses,
And gunfire by kittens,
Bright copper kettles,
And warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages,
Tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

I was humming that very tune when I posted. ;-)

256 posted on 07/29/2006 6:53:51 AM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!

SPORKWEASEL indeed.


257 posted on 07/29/2006 7:06:23 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde; Roscoe Karns
Speaking of catnip....


258 posted on 07/29/2006 7:21:13 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
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To: pookie18

Have you seen this? Funny stuff!


259 posted on 07/29/2006 7:44:45 AM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: Roscoe Karns

"One billion jigawatts? ONE BILLION JIGAWATTS?
Great Scott!"
260 posted on 07/29/2006 8:30:17 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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