We need more "Deep Zots"

[fly by night]

To: Fox News et al

This morning, I turned on TV briefly (to catch the weather report, since we really need rain here in Tennessee) and I heard you discussing the self-outing of "Deep Throat" yesterday. At the end of your on-air discussion, you said, "If there's another Deep Throat out there, give us a call, won't you. We're waiting for your call."

Yeah, bullsh*t. For the past eight months, thousands of people have been sending you information on the 2004 stolen election and you've been ignoring it like a burning herpes sore on your anus when your wife asks you why you just can't sit still. So here's one more attempt to call your bluff. How about contacting Clint Curtis and Sherole Eaton, both of whom have very important stories to tell about the 2004 election theft, and neither of whom is hiding anything (including their identities).

Clint Curtis has testified under oath numerous times and has taken a polygraph test (which he passed) saying that he was hired by Tom Feeney (now a Republican Congressman from Florida and the chief beneficiary of Tom DeLay's largess) to create a software program to hack electronic voting machines (and throw the elections) in south Florida. Sherole Eaton has been fired as an elections official in Ohio after going public with an affidavit saying that a Triad employee (another electronic voting equipment vendor) had illegally tampered with the vote tabulating equipment in her county (including replacing the hard drive) just before the sham recount occurred there. Once again, neither of these brave Americans have hidden their identities or their stories. But they may as well have, for all the attention that you and the rest of the corporate media has given their stories since they went public.

So don't fool yourselves, because you certainly are not fooling us. There are no more Woodwards and Bernsteins left in the corporate media, only patriotism-deficient reporters competing to out-trivialize "Access Hollywood" on the evening (non) news. If you had an ounce of journalistic curiosity or patriotic relevance left, you would write Clint Curtis immediately (his email is above) and arrange an on-camera interview tomorrow. Or you would contact Bob Fitrakis with the Columbus Free Press or Brad Friedman with BradBlog (whose email addresses are also listed above) to conduct an interview with Ms. Eaton -- I am sure they would be happy to arrange it right away. If you don't do those things, stop kidding yourself that you are American journalists in the Woodward/Bernstein tradition any more than the "hot military stud" whose presence in OUR White House press corps was another quickly forgotten and barely covered story. Your self-imposed journalistic castration says more about your fear of, or fawning flirtatiousness with, this illegitimate regime which has captured our country than anything that you and your bloated cohorts have revealed in quite some time.

"Deep Throat, call us -- we're waiting." Waiting for what -- to put Clint and Sherole on indefinite hold, where they can listen to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" played ad nauseum until the shuttle service to Gitmo comes to pick them up. Shame on you folks -- your on-camera hubris is only matched by your irrelevance these days.

So get in touch with Clint and Sherole or stop pretending you do anything of value for this country. Hurry along now, there must be another celebrity somewhere doing something else nauseating enough to keep us distracted while our votes are stolen and our democracy is smothered under a Paris Hilton-stained pillow.

If you're what passes for journalists these days, we don't need no steenkin' journalists. At least not ones who cash GE checks.

Most assuredly,

Fly by night

[SolidRedState]

Bush is the most elected President in US history. He won at least 3 times in 2000 and at least that many times in 2004.

BUSH WON, KERRY LOST, GORE LOST. Dems are all a bunch of whining LOSERS.

GET OVER IT!

[grellis]

Good luck getting a desent education in that place. It is laughable.

Yup, you're right...sure is laughable.

I'm laughing my butt off as I type!

[Skooz]

You miss the good old days, huh?

[Darksheare]

LOL!
It has many meanings.. depending upon the mood.

[noblejones]

>>
Somebody at the top has got to make it harder to sign up with posting privs around here.
<<

Are you nuts!? These posts are the most fun.

[thag]

Dam! I missed the zot again!!!

How's yer hole-fillin'? That Labmation sounds like a packa trouble!

[tx_eggman]

In before the ZOT

[thag]

Oooooohhhhhhhhh.....ya just hadda put it that way, dincha?

Tryin' to get Thag banned????? ;-)

Lust,
Thag

[Pippin]

RE:131

Tell us how you REALLY feel!

BTW, Great rant! :o)

[Pippin]

Will this thread do?

[clintonh8r]

I left off the sarcasm tag.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

When it needs to be said, and no one else will, HERE I AM!!!

People like me are needed sometimes. I wouldn't try to get you banned, although I do get myself into trouble from time to time.

lust back, JRBC

[najida]

Well, I called in a pro to fill all the holes Buddy dug

(ankle breakers they were!)

Buddy is to the right, looking preturbed ;)

No, seriously, that's my septic tank going in yesterday! I HAVE A FLUSH TOILET!!!! WHOO HOO! Next goal, running water.

[FourtySeven]

I guess you guys must be pretty PO'ed at Kerry for conceding the election! We tried to tell you he was a wimp!

*snicker*

[finnman69]

Even Keith Olbermann thinks your nuts and laughs at you.

[Dubya-M-Dees]

Very nice.. but I think with Oracle you might get:

ORA-00904: invalid column name

since there is no such field as "clue" for them.. ;)

Cheers!

[RegulatorCountry]

"< placeholder >"

Now, that's not very nice.

[thag]

"No, seriously, that's my septic tank going in yesterday! I HAVE A FLUSH TOILET!!!! WHOO HOO! Next goal, running water."

Indoor poopin'....what'll they think of next?

;)

[najida]

I hear that you can actually flip a little switch thingie and lights come on....That'll be last though.

[mercy]

You forgot pussy.