My advice to you is, put away the anal lube, get out of bed and for once go do something productive with your otherwise fruitless and wasted life.
Loser.
Posted on 06/02/2005 10:28:11 AM PDT by fly by night
To: Fox News et al
This morning, I turned on TV briefly (to catch the weather report, since we really need rain here in Tennessee) and I heard you discussing the self-outing of "Deep Throat" yesterday. At the end of your on-air discussion, you said, "If there's another Deep Throat out there, give us a call, won't you. We're waiting for your call."
Yeah, bullsh*t. For the past eight months, thousands of people have been sending you information on the 2004 stolen election and you've been ignoring it like a burning herpes sore on your anus when your wife asks you why you just can't sit still. So here's one more attempt to call your bluff. How about contacting Clint Curtis and Sherole Eaton, both of whom have very important stories to tell about the 2004 election theft, and neither of whom is hiding anything (including their identities).
Clint Curtis has testified under oath numerous times and has taken a polygraph test (which he passed) saying that he was hired by Tom Feeney (now a Republican Congressman from Florida and the chief beneficiary of Tom DeLay's largess) to create a software program to hack electronic voting machines (and throw the elections) in south Florida. Sherole Eaton has been fired as an elections official in Ohio after going public with an affidavit saying that a Triad employee (another electronic voting equipment vendor) had illegally tampered with the vote tabulating equipment in her county (including replacing the hard drive) just before the sham recount occurred there. Once again, neither of these brave Americans have hidden their identities or their stories. But they may as well have, for all the attention that you and the rest of the corporate media has given their stories since they went public.
So don't fool yourselves, because you certainly are not fooling us. There are no more Woodwards and Bernsteins left in the corporate media, only patriotism-deficient reporters competing to out-trivialize "Access Hollywood" on the evening (non) news. If you had an ounce of journalistic curiosity or patriotic relevance left, you would write Clint Curtis immediately (his email is above) and arrange an on-camera interview tomorrow. Or you would contact Bob Fitrakis with the Columbus Free Press or Brad Friedman with BradBlog (whose email addresses are also listed above) to conduct an interview with Ms. Eaton -- I am sure they would be happy to arrange it right away. If you don't do those things, stop kidding yourself that you are American journalists in the Woodward/Bernstein tradition any more than the "hot military stud" whose presence in OUR White House press corps was another quickly forgotten and barely covered story. Your self-imposed journalistic castration says more about your fear of, or fawning flirtatiousness with, this illegitimate regime which has captured our country than anything that you and your bloated cohorts have revealed in quite some time.
"Deep Throat, call us -- we're waiting." Waiting for what -- to put Clint and Sherole on indefinite hold, where they can listen to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" played ad nauseum until the shuttle service to Gitmo comes to pick them up. Shame on you folks -- your on-camera hubris is only matched by your irrelevance these days.
So get in touch with Clint and Sherole or stop pretending you do anything of value for this country. Hurry along now, there must be another celebrity somewhere doing something else nauseating enough to keep us distracted while our votes are stolen and our democracy is smothered under a Paris Hilton-stained pillow.
If you're what passes for journalists these days, we don't need no steenkin' journalists. At least not ones who cash GE checks.
Most assuredly,
Fly by night
Somebody at the top has got to make it harder to sign up with posting privs around here. The AMs wouldn't have to work so hard chasing these 'Rats down.
Hello!
Been wandering again.
Who says it's work? :)
Hey, now. A cabral in boots can be mighty attractive, especially if his jeans fit perfectly.
*wiggles eyebrows*
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LOL! I resent that remark...I think.;o)
Wandering again, eh?
We see you too have had a lousy education. You can't spell.
LOL!
He must have gotten that hoax email, “Cash prize for gayest troll ever.”
Yuppers.
Afraid so.
Restless in life, restless in unlife as they say.
/ lame joke.
Read the instructions veeeerrryyyy carefully.
Good Afternoon Flyer!
Cut her a break. A lot of them are spelled correctly....
Put down the pitchfork and repeat to yourself,"Every day I get better and better. Better and better every day".
need a crutch?
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