[VRWCmember]

Streisand's Jingle Bells is awful.

But even worse is that hideous piece of tripe from Paul McCartney "Simply Havin' a Wonderful Christmas Time".

[anonymous_user]

The biggest lump of coal goes to "O Holy Night" as sung by the foul-mouthed Cartman from "South Park,

AYYY!! Screw you!
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[Hatteras]

As long as they don't dis Porky Pig's Blue Christmas. That's one of my favorites.

[asgardshill]

The biggest lump of coal goes to "O Holy Night" as sung by the foul-mouthed Cartman from "South Park," according to Edison Media Research.

Democrats p*** me off.

[anonymous_user]

Cartman's O'Holy Night MP3

[Hatteras]

When I think "worst" Christmas songs, John & Yoko come to mind immediately.

[pikachu]

One vote for 'All I want for Christmans is a Hippo'

[Gabz]

I love "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

[trillabodilla]

I LOVE the dogs!!!

[Skooz]

"12 Days of Guido Christmas" by the Ha Ya Doin' Boys.

I used to have a cat named Guido. Wish I knew about that one when he was still alive.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and "Nuttin for Christmas" top my list of nauseating Christmas songs.

[Hoodlum91]

My most hated: I saw mommy kissing santa claus (it either ruins the myth for the kiddies or convinces them mommy is cheating on daddy.UGH!)

and that ridiculous one from the 80's, the "feed the world" one. One of the lines is "there will be no snow in Africa this Christmas" no kidding-it's AFRICA; it's also summer. There better not be snow. I hate that song.

[Alouette]

Here's my list of the Top Ten Worst Mall Music Christmas songs:

10. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
9. "Jingle Bell Rock"
8. "White Christmas"
7. "Chestnuts Roasting"
6. "Silver Bells"
5. "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland"
4. "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
3. "Sleigh Ride"
2. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

And the #1, all time worst, most irritating, teeth-on-edge mall music Christmas song is:

"JINGLE BELLS" performed "jazz style"

[tahoeblue]

I have a feeling that William Huang's (of American Idol fame) new album - Huang for the Holidays - is going to significantly rewrite this list.

-tb

[Skooz]

Bob and Doug McKenzie's "12 Days of Christmas" is a Christmas staple at our house, much to the consternation of my long-suffering wife.

[Moral Hazard]

"The Top 5: Nat King Cole's "The Christmas Song," Burl Ives' "Holly Jolly Christmas," Celine Dion's "O Holy Night," Bobby Helms' "Jingle Bell Rock" and John Lennon's "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)." "

When Canada is dead and gone there'll be no more Celine Dion.

[TXBubba]

Heard a song from William Huang's Christmas album on the radio this morning. My two year old who LOVES music and is always wanting me to turn off the talk radio for music started screaming "Turn it off! Turn it off!". Gee, even at age 2 she knows what is good and what's not. Personally, I was enjoying the guy make lemonade out of lemons. But her response was great.

[CougarGA7]

One vote for Alvin and the Chickmunks "Christmas time is Here"

My favorite Christmas song is Bob Rivers, "The 12 Pains of Christmas".

[N. Theknow]

Anything by Mannheim Steamroller tops my list. I tune out Rush from Thanksgiving to New Year's because of his playing them.

[Logic n' Reason]

Any Christmas song at all done by Elvis.