One vote for Alvin and the Chickmunks "Christmas time is Here"
My favorite Christmas song is Bob Rivers, "The 12 Pains of Christmas".
Is that one on the "Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire" CD?
There's also this:
"IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR"
Copyright Bob Rivers
It's the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
it's the most fattening time of the year
It's the lip smackingest season of all
while you're shopping you're cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
it's the heav-heaviest season of all
There'll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
there'll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruitcake
from a Christmas a long time ago
It's the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet you're blowing
there's calories going
straight down to your rear
it's the scale flattening time of the year
There'll be after meal dozing and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
it's too cold to jogging
too brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll
It's the most fattening time of the year
all those gingerbread shingles
and chocolate Kris Kringles will tremble in fear
it's the most fattening time -
it's the belt loosening time -
it's the most fattening time of the year!
"Fine! You're so smart! YOU rig up the lights!!!"
I love Bob Rivers! He is so deliciously twisted!