Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace

Ananova ^ | 11/10/04

[presidio9]

Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.

Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.

Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.

"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.

[uncleshag]

Will you please quit making sense. Just stop it! ;-)

[kahoutek]

We've got a pit bull up the street........try sniffing his butt and I guarantee your face will weigh less than when you started....

[Smoote]

Ten minutes to Wapner.

[aliquis]

Are you sure the UN don't do it already? I thought they did. They're certainly think with their a**es

[mowowie]

Quick, Call the President! This is an amazing theory!

[blackdog]

His opinions were far more salient and cerebral as "Raymond" in the movie "Rainman".

My dog runs down any dog in view and skips the rectal sniffing in favor of the throat removal. If there is a child nearby, he'll rip the dog's throat out and drag it away to make certain it's safe. No sense leaving it around to come back to life.

Dustin Hoffman don't know squat about dogs.

[Blzbba]

"instead of smelling your ass, I suggest you make everyone watch Ishtar. That way they will still smell something that smells like ass, and still give you no credibility."


Dear God - that's hilarious! Great post!

You forgot to add "..but after watching 'Ishtar', war will be inevitable as the viewer is determined to get back the money & time wasted on that film."

[uncleshag]

You bring up thoughts of Mikey Moore.

Yeah, let's all let Mikey try it. He'll sniff anything!

[cryptical]

The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them.

My Cairn Terrier must have missed ass-sniffing day at puppy school. He's always willing to let any passing dog know who's the boss, no matter the size.

[SpyGuy]

When I first read the headline, "Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace," I immediately thought (jokingly), "What, smell each other's asses?" Little did I know that was really his plan!

The liberal "mind" (or rather, lack thereof), never ceases to amaze me.

Btw, I guess we now know what Kerry meant when he kept telling us, "I've got a plan."

[Recovering_Democrat]

Okay, Dustin. You can start by sniffing mine. BWA HA HA HA HA HA. And while you're down there, pucker up and gimme a smooch.

[madvlad]

Hmmm. Doesn't he mean "kissed each other's
ass"? Typical "bend over, backup and bark"
mentality!

MV

[TC Rider]

This is one of the great intellects we'll lose when the Blue States secede.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

His opinions were far more salient and cerebral as "Raymond" in the movie "Rainman".

Yeah, but he was working from a script in "Rainman."

[JanetteS]

Wow...can you imagine a political discussion between him and Margaret Cho? The level that their political discourse could sink to is unfathomable.

[SF Republican]

'If only we smelled each other's a** - you first

[AirForceMom]

I have a Cairn Terror too, she doesn't care what size the other dog is. She allows nothing near her @ss either.

[Chode]

rainman never heward of a DOGFIGHT??? navel gazing writ large

[reagan_fanatic]

I think I understand what he's really trying to say.

Most dogs like to lie down and lick their own privates. Hence, if humans did the same, wars would cease as no one would ever want to leave home.

[camle]

the guy's pure genius. i mean why didn't i think of that? the state department ought to get right out there and HIRE this guy!