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Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace
Ananova ^
| 11/10/04
Posted on 11/10/2004 11:35:07 AM PST by presidio9
Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.
Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.
Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.
"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"
Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Philosophy; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: buttsniffer; dogs; dustinhoffman; greatdemocratminds; hoffman; hollyweird; liberalthought; lickingmyownballs; lostelectiondementia; progressivegenius; whyweneedapollquiz
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To: presidio9
Huh? A pack of dogs on the beach? They're probably either chasing 'kitty' or looking for some chickens to kill.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:39:39 AM PST
by
elli1
To: presidio9
Dunno about that, but I bet I'd be more pacific if I could just lick my own...uh...sorry...
To: presidio9
Dustin, kiss my a*s you idiot.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:40:16 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: presidio9
My dog eats cat turds out of the litter box and afterwards usually licks his balls. You first Dustin.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:40:23 AM PST
by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
To: presidio9
What drugs is he on these days?
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:40:32 AM PST
by
elephant
To: presidio9
"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'" Won't work for humans, as the liberals all have their heads in the way.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:40:35 AM PST
by
dirtboy
(Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
To: presidio9
Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***. Hollywood's obsession with Ass continues...
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:41:08 AM PST
by
Jimmyclyde
(Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
To: presidio9
Ya, right
To: Huck
So if I just sniffed the ass of a terrorist, and vice versa of course, we would have no war? Let me guess - Hoffman supported KErry?
To: presidio9
Just no way could this be true.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:41:36 AM PST
by
OldFriend
(PRAY FOR POWERS EQUAL TO THE TASKS)
To: presidio9
Dusty has evidently never been attacked by a pack of stray dogs.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:41:57 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
To: All
Since when have dogs gotten to be so peacful? I see dogs fighting all the time and it was just about a year or so ago that dogs killed a gay woman in the hallway while she was trying to get into her apartment. Some dogs are peaceful, some aren't, just like humans. The best way to insure world peace is to instill a sense of freedom in everyone and ban the lefties of the world. Most wars, in this century, have been started by lefties.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:42:07 AM PST
by
calex59
To: presidio9
Well this is from Ananova, so I don't know how valid it is. One of you Playboy readers will have to confirm the story.
To: presidio9
Posts like this remind me why actors should restrict their comments to the words written for them by the Screenwriter's Guild.
Unless, of course, he's joined the Film Actor's Guild (see "Team America: World Police" for details).
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:42:26 AM PST
by
ssaftler
(Attn Mr. Arafat: It is time for you to assume room temperature. The 72 Virginians are ready!)
Comment #35 Removed by Moderator
To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:42:48 AM PST
by
Laura Earl
(1/2way290)
To: presidio9
I've thoughtWell, there's your problem right there, Dustin.
To: presidio9
And this is one of the "smart" ones.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:43:41 AM PST
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: FloridaRob
One of you Playboy readers will have to confirm the story.Are there really articles in there?
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:43:46 AM PST
by
KJacob
(I seem to have lost my tagline.)
To: presidio9
Go ahead and sniff my ass. I've got bad gas and dingle-berries....
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:45:10 AM PST
by
skikvt
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