Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace

Ananova ^ | 11/10/04

[presidio9]

Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.

Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.

Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.

"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.

[Huck]

I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

Classic.

[akorahil]

instead of smelling your ass, I suggest you make everyone watch Ishtar. That way they will still smell something that smells like ass, and still give you no credibility.

[Mikey_1962]

Dustin, I got a rolled up newspaper here for you!

[camle]

and if he KISSED my behind i might give him a kind word. as it is, this is a laughable lunatic.

[OpusatFR]

That's what happens when you have an a** on your shoulders instead of a head.

[fritzz]

"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

Tell that to a pit-bull.

[Wneighbor]

Hmmmph. Somebody comes around sniffin' my ass and the decision won't be pacifistic. Sounds like a shootin' offense to me.

[plangent]

A truly global thought worthy of presentation to the
General Assembly of the United Nations.

Dustin could pioneer new peachmaking in the 21st Century.

Perhaps Kofi would fly to Cairo for list sniff of Arafat,
then on to Ramallah.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I thought liberals already did this too each other.

[cripplecreek]

Yeah the Islamderthals will love that since dogs rate right up there with pigs in their book.

[AirForceMom]

Have him go sniff Michael Moore's @ss and report back.....if he's able.

[SeamusVA]

Sounds like he's wearing his a$$ as a hat.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

It wasn't just a performanace, people...:

[JeeperFreeper]

Thanks for post.Had a good laugh. Another actor's insight into world affairs and human nature. Given the depth and breadth of Hoffman's analysis here, I'd bet he's a lib Dem, and is probably considered a great thinker in lib circles.

[kahoutek]

"I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

This one takes the cake, people.

[johniegrad]

Dogs also piss on people's legs.

[Maria S]

If 5'5" Hoffman were a dog, he'd be a miniature chihuahua!

What a weinnie!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Oops. "Performance," obviously. :)

[So Cal Rocket]