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Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace
Ananova ^
| 11/10/04
Posted on 11/10/2004 11:35:07 AM PST by presidio9
Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.
Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.
Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.
"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"
Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Philosophy; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: buttsniffer; dogs; dustinhoffman; greatdemocratminds; hoffman; hollyweird; liberalthought; lickingmyownballs; lostelectiondementia; progressivegenius; whyweneedapollquiz
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:35:07 AM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'" Classic.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:36:53 AM PST
by
Huck
(Any man, gay or straight, can marry a woman. That's equal treatment under the law.)
To: presidio9
instead of smelling your ass, I suggest you make everyone watch Ishtar. That way they will still smell something that smells like ass, and still give you no credibility.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:37:11 AM PST
by
akorahil
(MSM is RIP)
To: presidio9
Dustin, I got a rolled up newspaper here for you!
To: presidio9
and if he KISSED my behind i might give him a kind word. as it is, this is a laughable lunatic.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:37:16 AM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: presidio9
That's what happens when you have an a** on your shoulders instead of a head.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:37:22 AM PST
by
OpusatFR
(BushwonBushwonBushwonBushwonBushwonBushwonBushwonBushwon=Bushwon!)
To: presidio9
"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'" Tell that to a pit-bull.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:37:53 AM PST
by
fritzz
To: presidio9
Hmmmph. Somebody comes around sniffin' my ass and the decision won't be pacifistic. Sounds like a shootin' offense to me.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:37:54 AM PST
by
Wneighbor
To: presidio9
A truly global thought worthy of presentation to the
General Assembly of the United Nations.
Dustin could pioneer new peachmaking in the 21st Century.
Perhaps Kofi would fly to Cairo for list sniff of Arafat,
then on to Ramallah.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:00 AM PST
by
plangent
To: presidio9; Laura Earl
I thought liberals already did this too each other.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:13 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(America Wins! Kerry and the loony left suffer bitter defeat. God Bless America.)
To: presidio9
Yeah the Islamderthals will love that since dogs rate right up there with pigs in their book.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:14 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Greetings from Militiagan.)
To: presidio9
Have him go sniff Michael Moore's @ss and report back.....if he's able.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:23 AM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: presidio9
Sounds like he's wearing his a$$ as a hat.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:32 AM PST
by
SeamusVA
To: presidio9
It wasn't just a performanace, people...:
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:41 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: presidio9
Thanks for post.Had a good laugh. Another actor's insight into world affairs and human nature. Given the depth and breadth of Hoffman's analysis here, I'd bet he's a lib Dem, and is probably considered a great thinker in lib circles.
To: presidio9
"I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"This one takes the cake, people.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:38:49 AM PST
by
kahoutek
To: presidio9
Dogs also piss on people's legs.
To: presidio9
If 5'5" Hoffman were a dog, he'd be a miniature chihuahua!
What a weinnie!
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:39:03 AM PST
by
Maria S
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Oops. "Performance," obviously. :)
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:39:23 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: presidio9
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:39:30 AM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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