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Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace
Ananova ^
| 11/10/04
Posted on 11/10/2004 11:35:07 AM PST by presidio9
Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.
Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.
Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.
"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"
Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Philosophy; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: buttsniffer; dogs; dustinhoffman; greatdemocratminds; hoffman; hollyweird; liberalthought; lickingmyownballs; lostelectiondementia; progressivegenius; whyweneedapollquiz
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To: calex59
Will you please quit making sense. Just stop it! ;-)
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:45:18 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: presidio9
We've got a pit bull up the street........try sniffing his butt and I guarantee your face will weigh less than when you started....
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:45:26 AM PST
by
kahoutek
To: presidio9
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:45:30 AM PST
by
Smoote
To: Huck
Are you sure the UN don't do it already? I thought they did. They're certainly think with their a**es
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:45:36 AM PST
by
aliquis
To: presidio9
Quick, Call the President! This is an amazing theory!
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:45:51 AM PST
by
mowowie
To: Mikey_1962
His opinions were far more salient and cerebral as "Raymond" in the movie "Rainman".
My dog runs down any dog in view and skips the rectal sniffing in favor of the throat removal. If there is a child nearby, he'll rip the dog's throat out and drag it away to make certain it's safe. No sense leaving it around to come back to life.
Dustin Hoffman don't know squat about dogs.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:46:05 AM PST
by
blackdog
(Can we possibly have just one more "Kidz-Bop"?)
To: akorahil
"instead of smelling your ass, I suggest you make everyone watch Ishtar. That way they will still smell something that smells like ass, and still give you no credibility."
Dear God - that's hilarious! Great post!
You forgot to add "..but after watching 'Ishtar', war will be inevitable as the viewer is determined to get back the money & time wasted on that film."
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:46:11 AM PST
by
Blzbba
(Conservative Republican - Less gov't, less spending, less intrusion.)
To: skikvt
You bring up thoughts of Mikey Moore.
Yeah, let's all let Mikey try it. He'll sniff anything!
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:46:33 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: presidio9
The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them.
My Cairn Terrier must have missed ass-sniffing day at puppy school. He's always willing to let any passing dog know who's the boss, no matter the size.
To: presidio9; Huck; akorahil; Mikey_1962; camle; OpusatFR; fritzz; Wneighbor; plangent; ...
When I first read the headline, "Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace," I immediately thought (jokingly), "What, smell each other's asses?" Little did I know that was really his plan!
The liberal "mind" (or rather, lack thereof), never ceases to amaze me.
Btw, I guess we now know what Kerry meant when he kept telling us, "I've got a plan."
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:46:50 AM PST
by
SpyGuy
(Liberalism is slow societal suicide.)
To: presidio9
Okay, Dustin. You can start by sniffing mine. BWA HA HA HA HA HA. And while you're down there, pucker up and gimme a smooch.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:47:01 AM PST
by
Recovering_Democrat
(I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
To: Huck
Hmmm. Doesn't he mean "kissed each other's
ass"? Typical "bend over, backup and bark"
mentality!
MV
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:47:39 AM PST
by
madvlad
((Born in the south, raised around the globe and STILL republican))
To: mowowie
This is one of the great intellects we'll lose when the Blue States secede.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:48:20 AM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: blackdog
His opinions were far more salient and cerebral as "Raymond" in the movie "Rainman". Yeah, but he was working from a script in "Rainman."
To: presidio9
Wow...can you imagine a political discussion between him and Margaret Cho? The level that their political discourse could sink to is unfathomable.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:49:16 AM PST
by
JanetteS
(My heart is as light as a song!)
To: presidio9
'If only we smelled each other's a** - you first
To: cryptical
I have a Cairn Terror too, she doesn't care what size the other dog is. She allows nothing near her @ss either.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:50:18 AM PST
by
AirForceMom
(I have post-election elation syndrome)
To: presidio9
rainman never heward of a DOGFIGHT??? navel gazing writ large
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:50:54 AM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: kahoutek
I think I understand what he's really trying to say.
Most dogs like to lie down and lick their own privates. Hence, if humans did the same, wars would cease as no one would ever want to leave home.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:50:57 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(America's shining sun is Conservatism)
To: SpyGuy
the guy's pure genius. i mean why didn't i think of that? the state department ought to get right out there and HIRE this guy!
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:50:58 AM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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