Posted on 11/01/2004 7:01:24 AM PST by TheBigB
CONFESS, FReepers!!
CONFESS your deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets here!
If we spend all day poring over polls and looking for any scrap of election info, we'll go nutz.
We've gotta have some fun. :) And we can't spend ALL day on the thread about German penis size.
CONFESS, I say!
Thanks for the interview Mr. C, and please keep me in mind for the job.
Mega Dittos!
Me neither.
I laughted out loud for 5 minutes over this. I have a foreign body eating hound. The only thing I haven't found is razor blades.
I do love An Affair to Remember, but it always makes me cry.
My favorite Cary Grant movies are The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, The Awful Truth, This is the Night, My Favorite Wife, Enter Madame, Ladies Should Listen, Kiss and Make Up... I could go on and on. I own all seventy-two of Cary Grant's movies and watch them regularly. I guess one might say I am obsessed.
;-)
I second that .
I love some Brit-Coms -- Are you being Served?, Red Dwarf, Keeping up Appearances, and a few others.
I read a ton of romance books, right now mostly historical England types.
I cheat at Solitaire.
I've never read or watched Gone With the Wind.
I love working on jigsaw puzzels.
I'm a pack rat.
I love Forever Knight, Charmed, Dawson Creek, and Friends ( the first few years anyways).
I have never seen the Sopranos, Sex in the City , or watch many of the "reality" shows.I hate E.R.
I did watch Joe Millionaire 1 & 2, and Joe Schmo, and did watch most of the gay or not show( did they ever air the end?)
I love music from the 60's and 80's.
I love Spandau Ballet especially "True", and I love the movie Martin Kemp (singer in SB/actor) was in with Miranda Otto , "Daydream Believer" --Aussie comedy.I found the tape I recorded about 10 years ago and have watched it about 10 times this week.
I never use spell check.
Have a tendency to say too much or too little.
I only have about 5 pairs of shoes, and a few pairs of slippers...well I did until Maggie the Golden and Bear the mix got ahold of them.
I may not have the shoe collection, but I do love purses!
I would love to have a lawn but can't grow grass. I have 2 puppies and with their digging my back yard looked like the tarmac of Baghdad Airport after 3 straight days of bombing. I had to replace about 25 cubic foot of dirt and seeded 5 separate times. I still have the La Brea tar pit in the back.
This is one of the best threads ever. I laughed till I choked on spit over this. I am assuming that by"getting away from me" you meant the rubber band smacked the cat in the a$$. Don't tell me if it wasn't. It was worth the choke.
I saw my first episode of Seinfeld a week ago Saturday.
I've never seen Friends, Survivor, the Apprentice, or Titanic.
I do watch seeBS sometimes, because I love NCIS.
I know more about Spider-Man's life than I do about my best friend's.
Jon Stewart makes me laugh (even though he's a pillow-biting liberal)
I think NASCAR is the most retarded thing ever. Moreso than actual retarded people.
I actually *love* my job.
I think Serena Williams is hot.
Unless there's money on the game, watching football bores me to tears.
I often neglect to wash my hands after going to the bathroom.
I really don't trust this low-carb diet, even though I lost 40 pounds on it.
I undercharge some of my clients, and I don't know why.
I secretly enjoy Smallville, Gilmore Girls and reruns of Buffy. No, I am not gay.
i have watched the show Jackass and laughed and laughed and laughed
Welcome to the real world. Everybody has to grow up sometime.
There is a reason that the majority of Academics are liberal. They live in utopia land and not the real world.
2. I once had a mullet. At that time, I also had a denim jacket with an Anthrax back patch.
3. I once answered the door naked at my sister's birthday party.
4. While in High School, I had a subscription to the Nation and quoted from the Communist Manifesto.
5. I once thought Barbara Boxer was sexy. On occasion, I have found Susan Estrich...let's not go there.
6. I was a Poison fan. In my defense, however, I have never owned albums by Michael Jackson, Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer.
7. I haven't been in a Church since Easter.
8. I voted for Tom Golisano in 2002.
9. I think Ann Coulter is hideous looking. The two sexiest women in TV News are Rudi Bakhtiar and Judith Reagan.
10. Even if they are lefties, Natalie Portman and Tina Fey can lecture me on fuel cell technology anytime.
11. I don't think Bill Clinton is the embodiment of evil.
12. I think Hillary Clinton is one of the smartest politicians I have ever encountered. Underestimate her at your own peril.
13. I hate cars and wish more people would use mass transit.
14. I think HL Mencken was the greatest political/social commentator of the 20th century.
15. I think Spike Lee, when he pushes himself above laziness, can make some great films.
16. I'm not scared of Al Sharpton and think he is a clown.
17. I think Michael Savage is a bitter old man who is not worth listening to.
18. I think Repub(censored) is the sexiest freeper, along with RM(censored).
19. I believe that Jefferson Davis was incompetant in his duties as president of the Treasonous, er, Confederate States of America.
20. Neil Sedaka's Laughter in the Rain makes me want to prance around in Central Park and buy my mother flowers.
21. I think Al D'Amato was a fool and admit that I was happy to see him go at the time. Now I regret having entertained that thought.
22. Much as I enjoy firearms, I have never owned one.
23. I love the liberal lifestyle. I just hate the politics.
24. I have not eaten in a McDonald's in 12 years.
25. I am suspicious of anything printed by Newsmax or World Net Daily.
26. I believe that the following confessiona will ruin my image, whatever it may be.
I thought I was the only one.
OK, for a WOMAN HER AGE, Teresa Heinz is not bad looking. Again, FOR A WOMAN HER AGE!
Saw a friends band play there back in '91. Also saw Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids at the Lemon Tree Lounge.
I was once a male dancer.
I was suspended from high school for mooning the chearleaders bus.
I was thrown outside with A-BALM on my...and had no clothes on.
I lost 60 pounds 2 years ago on the Atkins Diet...and gained it all back after surgery...and it is Ben and Jerry's fault! Not mine!
Okay buddy, you've had enough. Lemme call you a cab.
Ping for the lighter side.
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