[Wormwood]

I hereby confess:

I know more about Spider-Man's life than I do about my best friend's.

Jon Stewart makes me laugh (even though he's a pillow-biting liberal)

I think NASCAR is the most retarded thing ever. Moreso than actual retarded people.

I actually *love* my job.

I think Serena Williams is hot.

Unless there's money on the game, watching football bores me to tears.

I often neglect to wash my hands after going to the bathroom.

I really don't trust this low-carb diet, even though I lost 40 pounds on it.

I undercharge some of my clients, and I don't know why.

I secretly enjoy Smallville, Gilmore Girls and reruns of Buffy. No, I am not gay.

[Clemenza]

I think Serena Williams is hot.

I thought I was the only one.

OK, for a WOMAN HER AGE, Teresa Heinz is not bad looking. Again, FOR A WOMAN HER AGE!