hot dog any one
Posted on 06/05/2004 10:16:56 PM PDT by carlo3b
THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK40. What liberal, candy-ass fool told you marrying a fat, rich, loud-mouthed, gas bag, automatically makes you right or smart.1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
23. Do I look like a people person?
24. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
25. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
27. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
28. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
30. Wait! Wait! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
31. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
32 Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
33. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
34. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
35. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
36. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
37. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
38. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
39. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
Outstanding !.........Stay safe !
Pssst...I think stanz leaves tomorrow....boy are YOU in trouble!!!
Bookmarking. I needed a laugh, thanks a million.
ROTFLMFAO! I'm seeing a new tag line here :-)
There are many to choose from :^)
I figured with the shit bomb in line 1, this would get pulled. Looks like the gloves are off this evening, and there's no bag limit...
Things bill clinton said at work
Shut up and put that thing back in your mouth
Well, they finally woke up and killed the "Boooo Hoooo" thing...
*sigh* Just after my best post...
hot dog any one
Laugh a little.. life is much too short.
Well, Kerry thinks he can win the elections, and if most voters are as smart as he is, he'll win.
I'll have ketchup, mustard and onions on mine, thanks!!!
Now it's gone international.
It's being passed aaround in Baghdad. Heck, all over Iraq. I've forwarded it to someone in Balad as well.
These are brilliant.
I'd tell you to go f**k yourself, but I see your head is in the way.
41. "You pretend to work, and we pretend to pay you."
I worked for a hermophdite i told it to f itself once and it did
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