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Caption Bicycle Boy kerry

Posted on 05/03/2004 5:45:16 AM PDT by Conservomax

Yay! Bikes Are Fun! Yay!


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To: TomGuy
Waitaminnit...WHAT snowboarding 'fall'?
61 posted on 05/03/2004 6:48:38 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Conservomax
Banana spider on wheels.
62 posted on 05/03/2004 6:54:17 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: TomGuy
Then photo reveals that fell off BOTH sides of his bike. ;~)
63 posted on 05/03/2004 6:57:13 AM PDT by verity (A Vote for Kerry is a vote for National Suicide!)
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To: Conservomax
At least they ad the basic color straight
YELLOW
64 posted on 05/03/2004 7:13:58 AM PDT by 1903A3
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To: Conservomax
"I fought and bled on that bike path at a time when George W. Bush can't even account for the whereabouts of his bicycle."
65 posted on 05/03/2004 7:24:25 AM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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To: aruanan
LOL! coffee spray on monitor.

Ichabod Kerry, looks both sleepy and hollow. I can't get past the chicken legs to even get a good caption.
66 posted on 05/03/2004 7:53:53 AM PDT by Kay Syrah (nice finish)
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To: cake_crumb
Waitaminnit...WHAT snowboarding 'fall'?

After Kerry wrapped up the primaries, he went on vacation to UT or somewhere out west at a family home. While there, he fell down on a snowboard several times, after telling the press that he never falls down. The first fall, Kerry blamed on a secret service guy who got in his way and caused him to fall. According to one news report, Kerry fell around 6 times, but apparently not one of the press got a photo of a fall.

There were many threads about the snowboard fall on FR. Check around March 24 or so.
67 posted on 05/03/2004 8:22:29 AM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: cake_crumb
I'm surprised he's not riding a girls bike.
Maybe Tereza's is in the shop.
68 posted on 05/03/2004 8:29:38 AM PDT by tractorman
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To: AmericanMade1776
What does John Kerry have Written on his T shirt?

I tried to figure that out as well. It looks to me like it says "Milwaukee Panthers." Can anyone elaborate?

69 posted on 05/03/2004 8:33:42 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: TomGuy
Thanks. The end of February and most of March were...hectic. I wasn't able to FReep much at all for many weeks and was suffering severe withdrawl.
70 posted on 05/03/2004 8:44:07 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: hoosiermama
Is this the $6,000 bike?

Yep. They took it straight to the bike shop, too... he must've scratched the paint. Hah, that reminds me of the old Warner Bros. cartoons where, following an automobile accident, the ambulance arrives and the medics take the *car* away on the stretcher, leaving the driver laying there. :-)

Make no mistake... any high-quality American-made bicycle with top-shelf parts is going to cost several thousand dollars. I don't begrudge the guy his choice of bicycle, but Kerry's attempts to appear youthful and vigorous are also serving to reinforce the general perception of him as an elitist. Same thing with the $$$$ haircut - ordinary people see that stuff and shake their heads in bemusement.

If Kerry is trying to look like "a man of the people", he has quite a ways to go before he catches up with the guy who drinks gas station coffee:


71 posted on 05/03/2004 9:04:04 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Who put the Tribbles in the Quadrotriticale?")
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To: Conservomax
"This bike has more traction than my campaign!"
72 posted on 05/03/2004 9:05:54 AM PDT by Trueblackman (Terrorism and Liberalism never sleep and neither do I)
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To: Conservomax
"Tour Da Orks"

How do you fall on sand?? After riding thousands of miles, I have never fallen on sand. The guy is a uncoordinated wuss!

Pray for W and Our Troops

73 posted on 05/03/2004 9:21:29 AM PDT by bray (Hey, Yaaaawn Tax & Carry, why don't YOU give your $$$$ to the gummit???)
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To: smith288
Hi there, everybody. I'm riding my big boy bike and when I'm done, I'm going to use the big boy potty and make some big potty.
74 posted on 05/03/2004 10:06:47 AM PDT by BigTime
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To: GraceCoolidge
it is ...the t shirt for University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, thanks for reading it for me. Not sure why John Kerry has it on, unless it matches his outfit.
75 posted on 05/03/2004 11:57:55 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: hoosiermama
This must be one of at least two. The last time I saw a bike picture it was also on a Serotta, but a different one.

At least he has good taste in bikes - Serottas are 1st class custom Ti bikes - components look to be shimano dura-ace. If I had 1/100th his $ I would have the same bike in a heartbeat (but not puke orange). There are so many reasons to dislike the guy as a candidate IMO anyone who swipes at him for the cost of his ride is nit picking. A top of the line Serotta Legend Ti frame goes for ~5K with the most expensive fork option. With a good wheelset and dura ace build-up tack on another ~2.5k or so. From the curved look of the seat stay this may be a less costly frame model.

If the guy loves to ride, more power to him. Just so long as I don't have to see the secret service in a pace line after November.

76 posted on 05/03/2004 12:48:09 PM PDT by 70times7 (An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
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To: jjackson
The shoes alone cost $6,000.

For Velcro?

What was the tab for the jockstrap in the ultra thin depends?

77 posted on 05/03/2004 12:56:53 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island
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To: FourPeas
Helmets are for pu$$ies.
78 posted on 05/03/2004 2:01:11 PM PDT by Conservomax (shill: One who poses as a satisfied customer or an enthusiastic gambler to dupe bystanders into part)
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To: AmericanMade1776
UWM is my alma mater. Now I have to burn my t-shirt.
79 posted on 05/03/2004 2:19:13 PM PDT by brewcrew
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To: AmericanMade1776
I think I read on another thread that Kerry recently was in Wisconsin, guess he picked it up there. I think it is for his "man of the people" wardrobe motif.
80 posted on 05/04/2004 5:22:17 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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