Is Earth In Imminent Danger From Inbound Meteors?

Bush Country ^ | 05/02/04

[SunnyUsa]

"WHAM! Right on this guy's skull."

hahaha...thanks!

I missed that thread! :)

[SheLion]

You mean to say the "Liberal Doctrine" hasn't won you over???

Oh heck no! You might be able to take me out of America, but you can't take America out of me!

[longshadow]

"Festival of World-Ending Calamities" ping

this is just too funny for words

[fewz]

Ok, which is it closest approach is yesterday or May 16?

I believe that the closest approach for this first of four comets is May 16th but, I also believe that they said an asteroid will approach even closer in June.

[smonk]

[chuckle]

index for LATER !

[Quix]

Plenty of truth to that.

[EGPWS]

You might be able to take me out of America, but you can't take America out of me!

; ) !!

[Las Vegas Dave]

Passing through the tail of a comet?

Harmless as in Perseid Meteor Showers?

[netmilsmom]

>>You might be able to take me out of America, but you can't take America out of me!<<

That looks like a tagline to me!
Thanks for the ping. I think I'll get a few extra pouches and tubes for dad, some Mac and Cheese for the girls and a script for Xanax for me. Can't be too careful.

[Quix]

This scenario does come about as close as anything I've read yet . . . have often expected a massive meteor swarm to sweep the satellites from the skies in the end times.

And, there's that Scripture,

Yea though they build their nests among the stars, yet will I bring them down.

Obadiah 1:4
Though you exalt yourself as the eagle, and though you set your nest among the stars, from there will I bring you down, says the LORD.

[PatrickHenry]

It was foretold by crop circles, but you were too foolish to believe in them.

[SheLion]

Thanks for the ping. I think I'll get a few extra pouches and tubes for dad, some Mac and Cheese for the girls and a script for Xanax for me. Can't be too careful.

That's about all we can do! The Xanax would help! :)

[Quix]

That's what I'd have thought.

But, pretty strange things have happened. And much stranger will happen.

[fewz]

The closest approach for the first comet is May 6th not 16th and they actually said meteor not asteroid but asteroid makes it sound more like an ELE. This has potential for a good doomsday/government conspiracy theory. It is based on a few facts and it explains why it is imperative to turn over the government of Iraq in June and why the Democrats would run John Kerry for president. I like it.

[Badeye]

Citing Al Franken sorta undermines this with me, my friend.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

In the words of Lloyd Bridges in Airplane!:

"Oooh No. They're coming right at us!"

[dljordan]

Well, they're right about one thing. The Government has been planning to go underground since the 50's. We'ed all be better off if they would just go ahead and disappear into their bunkers.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Blah-blah-blah, that's all I can say...

I'll believe this when (and only when) I see it happening in front of my face.

[Uncle Jaque]

Re no. 3:

Sounds like a plan to me!

Oh; Wait!; I'm already unemployed and generally disenfranchized, marginalized and emasculated, and my Wife complains that I drink too much already.

It's been so long since i've been able to do much of anything, i forgot what it was I wanted to do in the first place.

So let me pop up some popcorn and get a 6-pack ready, and set up a lawn chair in the dooryard so as not to miss the show.

Oh; one more thing; does this tinfoil helmet make my head look fat? <]{8^{D~

[FourPeas]

Inbound meteors? Nah, I'm much more concerned about the outbound ones.