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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and he’s now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, we’d like to know of any “home remedies” that may work – we’re in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Here’s what we’ve tried so far:
A) Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: netmilsmom
Can you post a recent pic of your angel?
921
posted on
07/11/2007 7:06:52 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Certified thread hijacker since 7-7-07 (by restornu and blu))
To: Jaysun
Great update Jaysun, thanks. Cute pictures!
One of the funniest threads on Free Republic by far.
922
posted on
07/11/2007 7:10:19 PM PDT
by
Syncro
To: Jaysun
Wow! What do you folks do when your hands get dirty?
923
posted on
07/11/2007 7:12:25 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: Jaysun
924
posted on
07/11/2007 7:15:08 PM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Jaysun
She is just past Darling!
Good job Daddy!
925
posted on
07/11/2007 7:19:06 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: Jaysun
OMG - she could not be any cuter!
926
posted on
09/18/2007 10:56:04 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: glide625
For reading when you get a chance. You will hurt yourself laughing.
927
posted on
09/18/2007 10:56:47 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: toddlintown
This is a classic! Check the date.
To: Xenalyte
OMG - she could not be any cuter!
Thankya. She's a sweet baby.
929
posted on
09/18/2007 11:34:33 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Jaysun
To: Jaysun
931
posted on
12/31/2010 11:18:09 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If Illegal Aliens are Undocumented Workers, then Thieves are Undocumented Shoppers.)
To: Jaysun
932
posted on
12/31/2010 11:23:27 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: DelaWhere; CottonBall; betsyross60
933
posted on
05/04/2011 5:43:05 PM PDT
by
nw_arizona_granny
( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
To: nw_arizona_granny; DelaWhere; betsyross60
LOL!
I would’ve thought the hot water would work fine on peanut butter. Obviously, it wasn’t peanut butter......
DW is our resident chemist, physicist, engineer - IF the real substance would be divulged, he could figure out a solution, I’m sure!
To: CottonBall
I think we know why the poster got zotted.
935
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05/17/2011 12:43:05 PM PDT
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Netizen
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