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A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-19-03...A Christmas Contest: Play Santa
12/19/03 | FreeTheHostages

Posted on 12/18/2003 9:03:34 PM PST by FreeTheHostages



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in need; and congratulate those deserving. We strive to keep our threads entertaining, fun, and pleasing to look at, and often have guest writers contribute an essay, or a profile of another FReeper.
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We're having fun and hope you are!

~ Billie, Mama_Bear, dansangel, dutchess, Aquamarine ~





Welcome to a Christmas Contest

There will be SEVEN prizes!!
P.S. Six are spoken for.
1
2
3
A 2004 Republican National Committee Wall Calendar, Each Page Containing a Beautiful Photograph of Our President!
4
5
6
A 2004 Quilt Engangement Calendar!!



It's about time we give Christmas tips to the hostesses around here.   Each of the five regular hostesses -- Billie, Mama_bear, Dansangel, Dutchess, and Aquamarine -- will receive one of the gifts pictured above (unless they prefer of course not to trust an erratic judge like me with their snail mail address, hee hee!).

But hmm, they've all been so good this year.  Who should get which gift??  Play Santa the best and divvy up the gifts and you'll win a special prize! And yes hostesses *are* qualified to enter the contest win the surprise gift too. Of course, a holiday contest thread wouldn't be complete without silly rules, so here are mine:


THE RULES


You know how wonderful our hostesses are
And you know how hard they work.
So pony up your Christmas tip
And don't be a stingy jerk.


Above you see six pictured toys
And your only job is a piece of cake:
Write a poem of that explains
Which gift each hostess should take.


Explain in your poem -- which need not rhyme
Why which hostess should get which toy.
If your poem is the best you'll win for yourself
A surprise which will bring much joy.


To do well in this contest it will help to have read
Some of the threads of this year.
So you'll know, e.g., which hostess loves quilts
And whose hot for George W. in flight gear.


But if you don't know, that's no excuse
Not to offer a poem of praise.
It's Christmas time and well we all know
How much our hostesses deserve a raise.


As you can see from this poem my standards are low
Regarding both meter and rhyme,
But one key to winning is to be sure to enter
By 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.


They've worked so hard all year long
And given you color, and graphics, and fun, and great joy.
Please help play Santa for our lovely sistahs
And you'll win a precious toy!


Now some of you may see six gifts
And think that I'm the sixth
But guess again and think real hard
About who else should be on your list!


There's another who appears more often
And delights you with his prose
He should get a gift too and which one
You'll also decide in your lovely poem.


Good luck and have fun and my final advice
Is go for it and be sincere
It's the thought that counts, not how "good" your poem
Just share with us your good cheer!




THIS WEEK'S THREADS

12-15-03...Military Monday

12-16-03...Shop 'til You Drop!

12-17-03..."Gilligan...
A Splash of...whatever!"

12-18-03..."We Got Him!" by JohnHuang2

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping'
The guy's good, folks!
Thanks, Mixer!

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5) If all else fails or simply if you want me to do this for you send me a FReepmail and I will gladly do it for you. ~Mixer

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at
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To: dixie sass
(((((((((dixie sass))))))))))

There's quite a bit of bravado being knocked about here today! :-)
161 posted on 12/19/2003 12:05:19 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dixie sass; FreeTheHostages; MeeknMing; Billie; dansangel; All
Oh, Shoot!

Gotta scoot!

I'll "Seeya" Monday!

Have a nice weekend.

162 posted on 12/19/2003 12:05:37 PM PST by Pippin ( Saddam Hussien: The biggest WMD!)
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To: Pippin; .45MAN
er, ah, I hope Dansy don't mind I'm hugging you.

I'm only selfish when it comes to Lars - LOL!

163 posted on 12/19/2003 12:07:03 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel; The Thin Man; LadyX; WVNan; FreeTheHostages; Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; dutchess; ...
Yeah, our The Thin Man is in rare form today. He just needs some love! (((((The Thin Man))))) Want some a Tootsie Roll Pop, TTM? Cherry or Grape or Orange? You can hold my Teddy Bear, Woof-woof.
164 posted on 12/19/2003 12:10:35 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: .45MAN
Hey What's wrong with fruitcake! I think it's great!!

If you take away the fruit part and the cake part it's fine. :-)

165 posted on 12/19/2003 12:12:32 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: Pippin
Bye Bye, Pippin!
166 posted on 12/19/2003 12:13:20 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: The Thin Man
Tell me, have you ever had fruitcake soaked in wine, brandy or rum? Oh it's heaven!!!!
167 posted on 12/19/2003 12:15:34 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: Pippin
Hope to see you next week, Pipster. If not, have a blessed and Merry Christmas!

(((((((Pippin))))))))
168 posted on 12/19/2003 12:18:02 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dixie sass; The Thin Man
Want some a Tootsie Roll Pop, TTM? Cherry or Grape or Orange? You can hold my Teddy Bear, Woof-woof.

I tried that "nice" stuff with him, but it got me more grief than I could handle.

I prefer the "tough-love" approach!

:-)

169 posted on 12/19/2003 12:19:56 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel; The Thin Man
lol. lol. rotfl (((((Dansy))))) (((((TTM)))))
170 posted on 12/19/2003 12:22:22 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: dixie sass; FreeTheHostages
Tell me, have you ever had fruitcake soaked in wine, brandy or rum? Oh it's heaven!!!!

No I haven't, but I suspect Free has had quite a bit of it today, minus the fruitcake. :-)

171 posted on 12/19/2003 12:23:52 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: dansangel
I tried that "nice" stuff with him, but it got me more grief than I could handle.

You must've gave up very quickly because I don't remember it. :-)

172 posted on 12/19/2003 12:36:07 PM PST by The Thin Man
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To: FreeTheHostages; Billie; Mama_Bear; dansangel; dutchess; Aquamarine
Afternoon, Freezie! Your thread is....

Having said that......you don't have as a *gift* the one thing all the Babes (including *you*) really want for Christmas. : )

AhhhhRooooooo!!!!

173 posted on 12/19/2003 12:52:38 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: dixie sass
"fruitcake soaked in wine, brandy or rum? Oh it's heaven!!!!

Sounds grrrrreat! I looooove fruitcake!!!

Hi, dixie! : )

174 posted on 12/19/2003 12:55:40 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Pippin
(((((((((((((Pip!)))))))))))

Hi, doll, hope I haven't missed you. : (

175 posted on 12/19/2003 12:58:19 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: dansangel
Cooool poem, dansy. : )

Scrubbin' floors, huh? Bet you still look pretty as a picture. : )

176 posted on 12/19/2003 1:00:26 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: FreeTheHostages
I do hope St.Louie1 drops by, though. He always seems to know what the hostesses want. ;)

He sure does! Check #173 LOL

Hi, Cal! : )

177 posted on 12/19/2003 1:03:31 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: GailA
Wow, Gail. Really nice, thanks.

And Amen ! ...


178 posted on 12/19/2003 1:04:56 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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To: Mama_Bear; Mayor; Diver Dave; The Thin Man
Howdy, all!

Mama_Bear has been baking cookies all week but we didn't get any. Did you guys make her mad or something? : )

179 posted on 12/19/2003 1:07:56 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: ST.LOUIE1
I KNEW you'd say that!

Aww, thanks for dropping in. It's not a holiday contest thread without you, wolfie.
180 posted on 12/19/2003 1:09:06 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (Jesus Christ: the reason for the season)
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