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New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A
The Babylon Bee ^
| September 17, 2019
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/21/2020 5:54:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.Scholars working at top divinity schools across the country now believe that Esau traded his birthright for a spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A, not a bowl of soup or lentils as originally thought.
"It never really made sense to us that he traded his birthright for lentils," said one expert working at Southern Seminary. "Who likes lentils? Lentils are gross. But do you know what would have made sense? If he came back from hunting and smelled that delicious, patented Chick-fil-A scent."
"Man, it's about lunchtime," he added. "I'd give my birthright for a 12-count nugget right about now."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; birthright; chickfila; esau; jacob; oldtestament; satire
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/21/2020 5:56:06 PM PDT
by
glasseye
("Remember that it is not a prayer which will keep the darkness at bay, but a sword".)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I swear, just their titles make me grin...:)
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posted on
09/21/2020 5:57:07 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/21/2020 5:57:50 PM PDT
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Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well then esau didnt strike such a bad bargain after all
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:04:09 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:07:27 PM PDT
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combat_boots
(Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thank you for posting. What a great belly laugh! Don’t get those too often.
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:08:43 PM PDT
by
Wiz-Nerd
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’d go for that deal myself!
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:10:00 PM PDT
by
LouieFisk
To: combat_boots
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:10:09 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich would have been funnier.
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:12:19 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:13:04 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
("It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged." - GK Chesterton)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Anyone remember “We saw Esau sitting on the see saw”?
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:20:37 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
To: Yo-Yo
It would be funnier because the Popeyes chicken sandwich is sublime. Ill never go back to Chik-Fil-a. I use Door Dash so as to avoid the slow, stupid and foul mouthed staff at the only Popeyes within 10 miles of my house. Im serious. Its worth it
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:25:12 PM PDT
by
j.havenfarm
( Beginning my 20th year on FR! 2,500+ replies and still not shutting up!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hey, I may be tempted to do the same.. My wife and I sure do LOVE that "spicy chicken deluxe"..
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:26:26 PM PDT
by
unread
(A REPUBLIC..! If you can keep it....)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I dunno, Esaus stew sounds pretty good to me.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; Rebelbase
Chick-Fil-A is much better than Kenny Roger's Roasters
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:31:43 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(MOLON LABE)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:33:51 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Where do you find the word "except" in the 2nd Amendment?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A
I really am not sure what a birthright would have been in my case, but I'm pretty sure if I'd have sold it for some Popeye's red beans and rice several times in the past year.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I wonder if Esau would have done that, if he knew Chick Fil A CEO, was going to get woke, and shine shies? 😁
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:36:49 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot.)
To: PROCON
“...and One Day,
We’re going to
Catch That Chicken!”
.
Funniest Line
Ever Spoken!
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posted on
09/21/2020 6:37:35 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
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