Posted on 02/04/2010 8:03:11 PM PST by Sarah 2012
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!
I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!
Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!
Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end. 10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand. 11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days. 12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days. 13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.
Got my tennis shoes and glad wrap at the ready!
LOL
There is just enough time for me to get to Disney World
yep, Landover is satire.
Some are saying that this is a satire site....a spoof of a real Baptist Church.
So no baseball seaon. Bummer.
And your tin foil beanie?
Feb 11th will be an important sign of what is to come...
If you're a subscriber to Sword of the Lord, then you'll be thoroughly offended--or get some great laughs out of the site.
I wonder if I can get a refund on my baseball tickets.
At least He’s waiting until after the Super Bowl.
Guess they forgot that some whom they mock know their Scripture: “No man knows the day nor the hour, not even the angels.” Matthew 24:36
What a bunch of idiots.
Don’t they know it is going to end next Thursday?
Sheesh.
Not Earth!!!! That’s where I keep all my stuff!
Not fast enough.
IT’S SATIRE lol
Oh, gee...can’t we wait until after St. Patrick’s Day at least?
And we're supposed to worship and deify a supposed entity that has left us high and dry for almost two-thousand years without so much as a "Bite Me!"?
Nice work if you can get it. Is a lie the Truth if you tell it enough?
Ummmm... did you come here to support your website article above? LOL...
I don’t know what to think about this. Many others have claimed to know when it would happen.
No problem... I'll help out...
"Atheists spoofing Christians"... LOL... end of story...
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