Posted on 10/15/2009 9:51:57 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark
Ize don't noze teh whyze, but dis me touchdez. Kthxbai!
Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly. Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.
Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul Yu ordered cheezburgerz, Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. In ceiling and on teh flor. Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger. And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits. An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too. Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
I’m in Charlotte, NC - not even peak foliage yet, but getting there. Supposed to be in the 30’s for lows next few nites. We actually got a few BLOSSUMS on our Japanese cherry trees and they haven’t even shed their leaves yet. WTH???
Bonehead.
Are you coming to the shoot?
No, I’m not going to make it.
Give everyone my best, and my apologies.
You will be missed.
srsly... teh hole tingh! ... Wul mose erv itz.
Like Protestants? *rib poke*
I love it when you can just see their head thinking.
Dont run out of happy cuz some stuff is teh sux 1 Pe. 1:6
“I haz planz for u,” sez Ceiling Cat. “Planz so u
can haz moar cheezburgr, iz good cheezburgr too, so
no worry, k?”. Den u can haz prayingz, and Ceiling
Cat will listen. Srsly. (Jeremiah 29:11)
Ceiling Cat: Teh Armurz (Ephesians 8:10-17)
Ceiling Cat will maek yu strong. Put on teh armurz
Ceiling Cat givez yu, so yu pwn Basement Cat. We not
pwn otehr normul kittehs, but Basement Cat nd his
invisibul kittehs. Maek shur yu not forget any of teh
armur. That wai yu will pwn. There is teh belt of
teh trueness and teh body armur of teh gud. Teh armur
shoes iz maed of teh FAQ, so yu can has brainz. Dun
forget teh sheeld! It savs yur laif frum teh firy arows.
Helmet is made of saves, and teh sword is of teh Hovrcat.
Bump to myself. Srsly. Kthxbai
They really do have personalities.
They really do have personalities.
Oh hai!
OK, I luvs LOL Cats, but I respect the Word of GOd, so as much as I like a good humor, I don’t take Scripture that lightly.
Now, given that if soemone were to only speak LOL Cat, then they probably could be saved from the LO CAT Bible, I won’t condemn it, but have to sit this one out.
It could be a bomb.
This is so cat like. I love it.
Can’t wait to get home and the day’s crap melts away as they all meet me at my car, demanding attention first....Sammy Anna, Oreo, Bacci, Cody, Sushi, Panama, Aja, and of course the baby, Red Vigna(of course he IS orange!)
Barney howls from the house but you cannot let a beagle loose!
They really do make life much brighter.
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