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LOL CAT ONLINE BIBLE - Blessingz to Uze. Kthxbai!
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Posted on 10/15/2009 9:51:57 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark
Ize don't noze teh whyze, but dis me touchdez. Kthxbai!
Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly. Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.
Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul Yu ordered cheezburgerz, Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. In ceiling and on teh flor. Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger. And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits. An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too. Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
TOPICS: General Discusssion; Humor; Ministry/Outreach
KEYWORDS: cats; ceiling; kitteh; kittyping; luvs; uze
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posted on
10/15/2009 9:51:58 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
To: Shelayne; Quix; Star Traveler; Sensei Ern; Das Outsider; PROCON; HonestConservative; ...
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posted on
10/15/2009 9:54:53 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/15/2009 9:55:44 PM PDT
by
downwdims
(It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
To: Jo Nuvark
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posted on
10/15/2009 9:58:07 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Jo Nuvark
ok, srsly...teh hole tingh?
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:01:11 PM PDT
by
HiJinx
("Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner...")
To: HiJinx
srsly... teh hole tingh! ... Wul mose erv itz.
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:08:14 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Jo Nuvark
I can has Ceiling Cat zot?
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:09:06 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon everyone will win a Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush...well, except for George Bush.)
To: KarlInOhio
Staze way farz frumz bazement catz.
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:10:31 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Jo Nuvark
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:26:39 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: Jo Nuvark
May pattings of the Mudder uv Mudders — Ceiling Cat, Happy Cat, and Hover Cat — be wif u always kthxbai.
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:26:58 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: KarlInOhio
I can has Ceiling Cat zot? No..no yuo haz Ceiling Cat zot...Ceiling Cat laffin 2.
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posted on
10/15/2009 10:36:25 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(Pro-woman, pro-child, pro-life!)
To: downwdims; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:28:37 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows
Frickin’ Weirdos. LOL
I can’t believe someone or a group of someone’s took the time to do this!
Very funny.
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:32:20 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Vendome
If you thought Revelations was trippy before...
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:42:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows
I HAS A PROVERBS1 O hai, I r Solomon: David iz mai dad an I rulz Israel.
2 Wizdum, I haz it and dissiplin for I iz nevr scrachin de furnichur an I nos fings.
I like it ... :)
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:43:15 PM PDT
by
spodefly
(This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: spodefly
I’m almost afraid to read the Song of Solomon.
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:44:23 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows; Vendome
Iz probihishunz gainst porc now bein wit mice two?
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:46:39 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: shibumi
Damn it! I wish I had a mirror so I could read your post. lol
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:50:22 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Vendome
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posted on
10/15/2009 11:55:56 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/16/2009 12:32:21 AM PDT
by
Fred Nerks
(fair dinkum)
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