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I can has Ceiling Cat zot?
Genesis 1:2
Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
The translation of ruakh elohim is famously disputed (spirit from God, divine wind), but "invisible bike" captures neither the formal meaning nor the essence of the phrase.
Exodus 6:2-3
So Ceiling Cat seiz to Moses I am teh H4X0R. An I apearz to Abraham nd into Isaac n' into Jacob by mah name Ceiling Cat. Ah only tellz you Moses mah real name uv H4XOR.
Well, it's no worse than Jehovah.
Deuteronomy 6:4
Heer I, Izrail. Ceiling Cat is teh Ceiling Cat, Ceiling Cat alone.
The Shema. Things just get silly when you translate the every name and word for God the same. I would have preferred "H4XOR is teh Ceiling Cat, H4XOR alone."
1 John 5:7-8
There's three in Ceiling, right? Ceiling Cat, Jebus and Hover Cat. And three equals one. WTF? Srsly. There's three on Earths, invisible kitteh, wuter and bloods. Three equals one. WTF? OK.
The Johannine Comma is included without brackets, footnotes, anything. Only very late manuscripts include the Comma, and it is almost certainly a late interpretation of commentary into lemma. It isn't present in the standard critical text or the majority text.
The Pericope Adultera: John 7:53 is silently omitted, but the rest of the pericope is included, again without brackets or footnotes. John 7 is in a one-verse-per-line format, while John 8 is paragraphed. No editorial control is evident.
I don't even want to look at the end of Mark.
Baby Jebus sais Ceiling Cat is made of lyte and win, he has 0 failz.6 If you sez u be down wit Ceiling Cat but has failz, u dont has no wins for realz and ar failzing.7 But if u be down wit Ceiling Cat and haz win, you can has baff wit Baby Jeezuz and cleaneded all ur failz n eevlz.8 you all has evulz an 0 truths.9 If u tel the Ceiling Cat bout ur evulz and he will be leik "OK datz kewl. U hav baff now."10 If u sais u not can has failz, ur a liar! Donut be lien to da Ceiling Cat!
Teh Cat Macro Becamded Flesh
1 In teh beginz is teh meow, and teh meow sez "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh meow iz teh Ceiling Cat.2 Teh meow an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
3 Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.4 Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."5 Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
6 And teh Ceiling Cat haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John.7 He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz mite bleev"8 Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.9 Teh tru lite ov lotz of lite wuz comes, k?
10 He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.11 He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"12 And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Ceiling Cat pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—13 But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Ceiling Cats kidz. 14 Teh cat macro comez dwn frm Ceiling (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth.
15 John is liek "Oh hai" becuz uf him. He sez "OMG tihs guy iz teh one taht is comes after me him iz bettr becuz him comes frst, k?"16 Becuz is a lotz of grayce we can has cheezburgers.17 Moses is liek "Hay I has teh lawz"; Jebus is has teh grayce and teh trooth.18 Ceiling Cat is Invisible, but teh one n only (him is wif Ceiling Cat) is liek "Hay look."
Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf." ...
Scary ... I can actually read and understand all that.
LOL! DId you write that? So cute...
COMETH TEH RITEOUS SMAKDOWNZ!
Don’t run out of happy cuz some stuff is teh sux 1 Pe. 1:6
Bump to myself. Srsly. Kthxbai
Oh hai!
OK, I luvs LOL Cats, but I respect the Word of GOd, so as much as I like a good humor, I don’t take Scripture that lightly.
Now, given that if soemone were to only speak LOL Cat, then they probably could be saved from the LO CAT Bible, I won’t condemn it, but have to sit this one out.