Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!
The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible.
“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,” said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer who says he learned of the bible from a former employee of a secret government UFO study center.
“It was taken to the UFO agency and analyzed. They finally broke the code just three months ago, using sophisticated mathematical concepts.
“The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe.
“It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.
“For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”
Dr. Leaumont says the alien bible contains a list of 14 commandments – many of which are exactly like those found in the bible and the Koran. The alien book mentions a heaven and a hell and reveals the words of prophets whose teachings closely resemble those of Jesus.
“This bible is astonishing because it reveals a pattern in the universe, a God-like presence that has message for every living being,” Dr. Leaumont said. “It is my hope that the American government will see its way clear to sharing the contents of this precious find with people everywhere. It is priceless proof that aliens are like us – and that they, too, have been guided by a loving God.”
The astronomer said he has tried to communicate directly with the UFO study center about the extraterrestrial bible, but has been told no such document exists.
I think it was a commentary — Asimov’s Guide to the Bible
>> The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. <<<
... and yet it yellows, gets dog-eared and creases its obviously leather cover.
For fascinating literature (not logic) on the topic, read C.S. Lewis’ intentionally retro-sci-fi, “Out of the Silent Planet.”
How utterly rediculous ... (nice touch of BatBoy in the photo though)
so you answered a 2+ year old post....with a shatner/gremlin pix....
which is OK, but I do not know who the gremlin is????
Ah...
AnOTHER thread resurrected from the dead!
Bat Boy knocked on my door last night!
Davey crockett?
I’ve crashed in the Grand Canyon before.
Got to campground WAY after dark!
They finally broke the code just three months ago, using sophisticated mathematical concepts.
Maybe they can decode THIS?
It appears to be text referencing some kind of rodent.
I see the universal symbol for MOUSE in it twice.
END TIMES & UFO PING LISTS PING
FWIW
The Great Deception mentioned in the Bible could appear in a variety of forms.
You ain't seen nothing yet:
Egads Man !!
FWIW,
Looks like a pretty flakey site/doc—perhaps deliberately flakey satire?
However, it does serve to highlight the Scripture about Christ warning of the
GREAT DECEPTION of the END TIMES—so great that ‘were it possible,’ the very elect would be deceived.
The author is “Erik Van Datiken” - it is satire.
Congrats on your move. I forget—what region?
Some have much better results with infrared or night vision equipment, BTW.
Walk close to The Lord Jesus in His Spirit—He alone is our High Tower, Provision, Safety; Peace.
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