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ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
Weekly World News ^ | August 19th, 2009 | Erik Van Datiken

Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy

HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!

The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible.

“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,” said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer who says he learned of the bible from a former employee of a secret government UFO study center.

“It was taken to the UFO agency and analyzed. They finally broke the code just three months ago, using sophisticated mathematical concepts.

“The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe.

“It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.

“For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”

Dr. Leaumont says the alien bible contains a list of 14 commandments – many of which are exactly like those found in the bible and the Koran. The alien book mentions a heaven and a hell and reveals the words of prophets whose teachings closely resemble those of Jesus.

“This bible is astonishing because it reveals a pattern in the universe, a God-like presence that has message for every living being,” Dr. Leaumont said. “It is my hope that the American government will see its way clear to sharing the contents of this precious find with people everywhere. It is priceless proof that aliens are like us – and that they, too, have been guided by a loving God.”

The astronomer said he has tried to communicate directly with the UFO study center about the extraterrestrial bible, but has been told no such document exists.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion & Science
KEYWORDS: bible; hoax; klingon; startrek; weeklyworldnews
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To: stockpirate; Star Traveler; Quix

So Aliens talk English? what about Spanish?

I don’t know bout this..Seems pretty out there...


61 posted on 08/21/2009 4:44:33 PM PDT by TaraP (*Religion* is Man trying to reach GOD.Christ is GOD reaching out to Man.)
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To: Alex Murphy; Star Traveler

SEEMS LETUK is some type of mathematical equation

File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat
The exact conditions are nonlocal in space and time—that is, they are ...... in x, with mesh spacing h, and (let uk) denote the approximation to u(x = kh). ...


62 posted on 08/21/2009 4:57:33 PM PDT by TaraP (*Religion* is Man trying to reach GOD.Christ is GOD reaching out to Man.)
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To: P.O.E.

There...is...something....on the wing

63 posted on 08/21/2009 5:28:47 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: stockpirate

THanks.

will look at it again.


64 posted on 08/21/2009 5:39:29 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: WorkingClassFilth; Star Traveler

Glad you got moved.

Hope things are working out a lot better for you.

Star Traveler, thanks.

Interesting to a point.


65 posted on 08/21/2009 5:46:16 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: topcat54; verity
If this article was written by Erik Van Datiken than he must of been serious given his track record (i.e. “Chariots of The Gods” etc.)
66 posted on 08/21/2009 6:22:27 PM PDT by Bellflower (The end of this age is near but the beginning of the next glorious one is coming!)
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To: Bellflower; topcat54; verity

You said — If this article was written by Erik Van Datiken than he must of been serious given his track record (i.e. “Chariots of The Gods” etc.)

Wrong name... check out post #46...


67 posted on 08/21/2009 6:26:20 PM PDT by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: GeronL
Well the one in the picture does not look like the Targ skin(s) I have seen! ;-)
68 posted on 08/21/2009 7:05:30 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit The law will be followed, dammit!)
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To: BlueNgold

Thank you.


69 posted on 08/21/2009 10:33:18 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Star Traveler

Thanks, Read his book years and years ago and lost track of the Von.


70 posted on 08/22/2009 2:25:36 AM PDT by Bellflower (The end of this age is near but the beginning of the next glorious one is coming!)
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To: Alex Murphy

***The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe.***

If it is not the Stardate 1611 Ming the Merciless version it is not worth having.


71 posted on 08/22/2009 8:43:23 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tar and feather the sons of bi#ches! Ride them out of town on a rail!)
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To: eCSMaster

If you’re really up for some philosophical and theological speculative fiction on the matter, read C.S. Lewis’ retro-sci-fi novels, “Out of the Silent Planet,” and “Perelandra.” By “retro” sci-fi, I mean that even in its day, we already knew better than the sci-fi concepts in the book, which are rather 19th century (ether between the planets, martian canals, etc.) Lewis is speculating theologically, not scientifically, so his novels romantically mimic the way people supposed the universe to be long earlier.


72 posted on 08/24/2009 10:19:45 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: eCSMaster

Isaac Asimov also wrote a short story (”starlight?”) about a civilization which knew its destruction (caused by its star going supernova) would herald the coming of the Messiah on a faraway planet (supposing that the star of Bethlehem was a supernova). Asimov was an atheist, but he played with the notion of Christianity quite a bit. (He even wrote an atheist version of the bible.)

Ray Bradbury believed in a Christian cosmos, a notion which is reflected in several of his stories. I think in the back of “the Martian Chronicales” (although it might be a different one of his books), he has a poem about Christs to other worlds.


73 posted on 08/24/2009 10:26:59 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: eCSMaster

I still get chills when I remember that episode of Twilight Zone.


74 posted on 08/24/2009 10:33:16 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
The Gideons sure get around.

LOL!

75 posted on 08/24/2009 10:34:50 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: Vaquero
to help with poor Rocky’s revival.

Let's be clear that that's Rocky Raccoon you're talking about.

76 posted on 08/24/2009 10:37:27 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: Rocky
Raccoon....Balboa....J. Squirrel...Marciano...Grazziano

its all good, Rocky.

77 posted on 08/25/2009 4:51:48 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: spectre
"OK..so where is the wreckage of the UFO?????"

The UFO was utterly obliterated,well,everything except the book.

Which either proves it's divine origin,or that this is balony and we'll probably be amazed at how many will take it seriously.

78 posted on 08/25/2009 5:42:43 AM PDT by mitch5501 (Yeah,but is it shatterproof?)
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To: Alex Murphy
This is what you get when you cross a Mormon with a Scientologist.
79 posted on 08/31/2009 6:42:16 AM PDT by Ed Hudgins (Rand fan)
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To: Ed Hudgins; Elsie; Colofornian; reaganaut; greyfoxx39; aMorePerfectUnion; svcw; Godzilla; ...
This is what you get when you cross a Mormon with a Scientologist.

Ah! So now we know :)

80 posted on 09/28/2011 1:01:36 AM PDT by Cronos (www.forfiter.com)
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