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ZOTTING your Soul to go to Troll-Heck
July 15, 2009 | ConservativesKilledJesus

Posted on 07/15/2009 7:05:54 PM PDT by ConservativesKilledJesus

I've been a Christian my entire life. Since I was a small child. Seven years old. I prayed for salvation from hell. I dedicated my life to Jesus. And I meant it. As I grew up I spent my time studying and praying and witnessing. I decided in high school that I would go to seminary and be a minister.

I was a minister for a short time after I graduated from seminary. But then I quit temporarily. I had been talking to people about Jesus for years and there were so many questions that I felt deserved answered. I believe that if you ask you will recieve and if you seek you will find. Maybe not a car or that girl you like or stuff like that, but truth and understanding and wisdom. Those are things I knew God wanted me to have and I prayed and I studied to aquire them.

But I wasn't getting answers to hard questions that I believed I needed answered, so, for a time, I decided to postpone ministry. I was only in my early 20s anyway I thought. I wasn't ready to counsel people about life when I had barely begun to live myself.


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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

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61 posted on 07/16/2009 6:53:07 PM PDT by pbear8 (Praying for my beloved)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

I saw you on local TV here tonight Cynthia McKinney.

It appears “attention whore” is taking on a whole new meaning.

Liberals get things wrong, some more than others, and then there’s that special group that makes a science out of it.


62 posted on 07/16/2009 7:15:13 PM PDT by tpanther (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for g!ood men to do nothing---Edmund Burke)
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LoL!


63 posted on 07/16/2009 7:25:40 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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64 posted on 07/16/2009 7:31:44 PM PDT by Thunder90
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Best...ZOT...ever!


65 posted on 07/16/2009 7:35:41 PM PDT by Palladin (The President wears "mom jeans"!)
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To: Palladin

Thanks.


66 posted on 07/16/2009 8:29:49 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

Dude, don’t smoke crack before you go to Logic class.


67 posted on 07/16/2009 8:45:41 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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68 posted on 07/16/2009 10:36:43 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus
To think that Hitler could have repented before he died and is in heaven happy as can be while all the Jews he killed are in hell burning for eternity?

Don't speak for my people a**hole. You just showed want an ignorant fool you are.

I've been... Jewish... my entire life. Since I was a small child. Seven years old. I prayed for... trolls like you to live a miserable life and die a miserable death.... I dedicated my life to studying... trolls.... And I meant it. As I grew up I spent my time studying and praying and figuring out how to.... zot your butt.... I decided in high school that I would go to....troll termination school and be a zotter.
69 posted on 07/16/2009 10:45:06 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: MHGinTN
There will be no countering goodness, only the degenerates, the lying, the sleazy, the sadistic, etc.

Sounds like the US House of Representatives. That would explain a lot, come to think ...

70 posted on 07/16/2009 11:54:45 PM PDT by John Locke
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71 posted on 07/17/2009 4:14:58 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus; darkwing104

ConservativesKilledJesus, you’re assuredly no Christian. You’re a stupid socialist using your vague, incomplete and incompetent understanding of the Bible (which I somehow doubt you’ve read) to criticize others you don’t agree with. That’s exactly how shallow, ignorant and naive you socialists are as a group, and how your claim to tolerance and understanding are simply methods to cover you hate and bile. Oh, and you’re also a liar.

Too bad I wasn’t around for the ZOT. This is one I’d especially enjoy...


72 posted on 07/17/2009 5:15:29 AM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

I’ll bet you attend Church at an ELCA or PC USA Church. Dumbass.


73 posted on 07/17/2009 10:15:39 PM PDT by wjcsux (Germany, 1933. America, 2009. History repeats itself again.)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus; Religion Moderator

You have to be a real dumbass to get Zotted by the Religion Moderator.


74 posted on 07/17/2009 10:18:11 PM PDT by wjcsux (Germany, 1933. America, 2009. History repeats itself again.)
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75 posted on 07/19/2009 8:18:12 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

You are truly an idiot.


76 posted on 07/19/2009 8:18:51 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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