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Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians
Posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:28 AM PDT by parakletos
The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.
The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/
in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".
heres a sample: from part 97
Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'
Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'
Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'
what do you think?
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan
Yeah, and the good ones are being replaced with asses! I always worry I might be one of those "replacements."
To tell you the truth, sometimes I will read the next day what I posted in anger the night before and am a little embarrassed (although I never directly insult, I do post some dripping sarcasm).
It can be so frustrating on the Crevo threads, since otherwise good and intelligent people become willfully ignorant Luddites.
And when people post Biblical scripture as a(n irrefutable) replacement for science and logic, how can one not worry?
1,141
posted on
08/08/2006 5:26:55 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I like a good flame war meself! One of them responded to me just now. (Pity it's getting late over here...)
1,142
posted on
08/08/2006 5:27:58 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: fanfan
1,143
posted on
08/08/2006 5:28:52 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: freedumb2003
It can be so frustrating on the Crevo threads, since otherwise good and intelligent people become willfully ignorant Luddites. Well, at least Right Wing Professor has gotten himself the zot...
;)
1,144
posted on
08/08/2006 5:30:05 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; freedumb2003; Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan
"... there is nothing like a bare knuckled brawl every now and again ..." That may be true and entertaining, but just to keep things on an even keel here on the Undead Thread, I always post messages from a position of unassailable rectitude.
*Whistling*
1,145
posted on
08/08/2006 5:30:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan
I always post messages from a position of unassailable rectitude. "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
1,146
posted on
08/08/2006 5:32:41 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
To: NicknamedBob
*Bob getting superior again..*
:P
1,147
posted on
08/08/2006 5:33:11 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well, at least Right Wing Professor has gotten himself the zot Wow -- RWP is gone?
1,148
posted on
08/08/2006 5:33:29 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
To: freedumb2003
Yes... I remember that joke...
1,149
posted on
08/08/2006 5:33:43 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: NicknamedBob
Please don't have her awakened like the original sleeping beauty. I try to be open minded but necrophilia is just nasty!
(And what were my parents thinking giving me that book?)
1,150
posted on
08/08/2006 5:34:01 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The classics never fail ;)
1,151
posted on
08/08/2006 5:34:20 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
To: freedumb2003
1,152
posted on
08/08/2006 5:34:40 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: freedumb2003
Well, with "arm of the cart" and "up his hole" in the same sentence - you can't go wrong! ;)
1,153
posted on
08/08/2006 5:36:02 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
These lessons could be less expensive if I would plan better.
Are you on city water and sewer?
1,154
posted on
08/08/2006 5:37:37 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(The MSM has no clothes.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Wow -- and you never know what they said to get nailes, since the AMs almost always zap the offending post.
1,155
posted on
08/08/2006 5:37:39 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
To: Irish_Thatcherite
One of them responded to me just now. Well if you have insomnia come back. Guaranteed to put you to sleep.
1,156
posted on
08/08/2006 5:37:52 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I try to be open minded but necrophilia is just nasty! Every year on Holloween, Bill Handel (KFI640) does a bit: "Necrophelia, the victimless crime"
1,157
posted on
08/08/2006 5:39:05 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
To: NicknamedBob
You are our anchor. Our pillar of responsibility.
BTW I am buying your last book so Amazon should be sending you a check soon.
1,158
posted on
08/08/2006 5:42:11 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Please don't have her awakened like the original sleeping beauty." In the original, it was a spell. She wasn't dead. Necrophilia had nothing to do with it.
But while we are on the subject, I like my Brother's take on it ... "History does not record what procedures the Handsome Prince may have tried before stumbling upon the simple expedient of a kiss ..."
Anyway, my "Sleeping Beaty" resides in a "Whitebox", the local slang for a suspended animation chamber. A kiss wouldn't do the trick. Therein lies a part of the story.
1,159
posted on
08/08/2006 5:43:45 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
To: freedumb2003
I always worry I might be one of those "replacements."You Blong!
You are not to worry.
1,160
posted on
08/08/2006 5:45:11 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(The MSM has no clothes.)
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