A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-20-03....FReepercise!

dansangel

[dansangel]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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~ Billie, dansangel, dutchess, Mama_Bear, Aquamarine ~

Last week, we brought you "Cooking With FReepers" featuring guest host and Master Chef, Carlo. Throughout that thread, several *fattening* recipes were passed around.

Taking into consideration that the holidays are right around the corner, I felt that it would be prudent to help you shed those unwanted pounds brought on by trying out those delicious recipes and sitting endless hours in front of the PC to FReep. So, being the concerned FReeper FRiend that I am, I present to you:


by dansangel



Admit it - Free Republic is *so* addictive, you just don't get anywhere near the recommended daily amount of exercise. You're in good company, so don't feel ashamed. By following the scientifically developed exercise regimen designed specifically for FReepers and presented below, you will be guaranteed to "shed those unwanted pounds, tone up flab and add *years* to your life, or your money back!"

So, what are you waiting for? Let's get started!

First, it is *imperative* that you have the proper area in which to perform your exercise program. Study the above chart carefully and conform your workspace to the specs given before starting the FReepercise program.

Next, it is always recommended that you start out slowly and work your way up to the more difficult exercises. With this in mind, the above illustrated exercise is perfect to start. Take your hands and s-t-r-e-t-c-h them as far as they will go over the width of the keyboard. Now, relax. S-t-r-e-t-c-h and relax. Repeat for a total of 10 times. Rest for five minutes and go on to the next set.

OK. Next, you will need to find a soft, squishy object that fits in the palm of your hand. A cat or dog toy will do. Looking at the above example, hold the object in your hand in a similar fashion and s-q-u-e-e-z-e. Relax. Now, once again s-q-u-e-e-z-e and relax. Repeat for a total of 10 times. Rest only for four minutes this time and then it's on to the next set.

Now comes the fun. It is scientifically proven that computer games cause your heart rate to elevate along with blood pressure and respiration. Since this is a sign of exertion, it qualifies as FReepercise. Fire up your favorite program and have at it for 30 minutes. When finished, take a five minute breather. Then, it's on to something a bit more rigorous.

Place both of feet firmly on the floor. As illustrated above, lean a-l-l the way over to your right, as far as you can go. Then, lean a-l-l the way over to your left, again as far as you can go. Repeat ten times. Feel the burn! This time, rest ten minutes. You'll need it.

For this one, you'll need to leave the comfort of your work space. Find a couple of two-pound weights and an object that can be used as a step. A couple of wine bottles and the kid's annoying boombox will do. Look at the picture above and do the drill. Think he looks like a dork? Just don't look in the mirror. You'll be fine. Oh, and about fifty of those will suffice.



Tired yet? Good. No pain, no gain. Repeat the above carefully planned regimen for the next 6 weeks and you, too can look like this:

Or this:

*Guaranteed* ~ Or, your money back. [*G*]

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 08-18-03 Military Monday 08-19-03 Finest Pets On Vacation

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping' The guy's good, folks!

Thanks, Mixer!

1) Click on the graphic to open the Calendar.
2) Once there you can click on any month and even click to the right to go into next year. Once you are in the month that you joined FR you will need to click on the number in the calendar and then an add item screen will come up.
3) In the next box enter your name in the "Calendar Text" field and then click on submit.
4) If any of the screens fail to load simply click on refresh in your browser and that will usually fix it.
5) If all else fails or simply if you want me to do this for you send me a FReepmail and I will gladly do it for you. ~Mixer

God Bless Our Military

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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Dansangel; Dutchess; Mama_Bear; and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.

Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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OhioWfan........................son mystery-ak..........son, husband Gogrammy................grandson Inspectorette...................son Blessed American..........nephew Slip18..........................nephew anniegetyourgun...........nephew Pippin....niece,nephew,loved one Doug from Upland......son-in-law weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw Future Snake Eater..........cousin WaterDragon..son-in-law,grandson BeforeISleep...................son The Mayor........................niece LadyX.........................grandson fawn796.....................nephew ValerieUSA................2 sons Warrior Nurse...........active duty SK1 Thurman...........active duty David Osborne.........active duty fc2tomschermuly......active duty bkwells..................activve duty LongCut..................active duty Trish.......................active duty StarCMC...................brother

Maigrey................cousin ladtx....................2 sons Mama_Bear...........nephew gator girl............husband severa................husband MozartLover......son, nephew LBGA........................son SpookBrat...........nephew Himyar.....................son boxerblues............2 sons the piper...................son sheeza...............husband kemathen7...........husband Diver Dave................niece deadhead................cousin JimRobinson.....2 nephews Armymarinemom.....3 sons Consort..2 daughters,son-in-law Darheel..................niece dixie sass.............nephew BeAllYouCanBe.........son AgThorn...............2 sons homeschoolmama.......nephew kneezles.................son

[Calpernia]

News Flash!

Just released on Drudge Report. A National unEnquiror Photographer has just released incriminating photos of Governor of California hopefull Weinie with a blow up Gorilla.

Stay tuned for more on the breaking story.

[The Thin Man]

All right, already - - don't rush me - - -

Need some of The Mayor's coffee and GailA's biscuit and gravy.
Then I will *think* about... choking...exercise....
Don't even start counting "one, two...shame on you..."

Again, we see eye-to-eye, LadyX.

FReepercise, Schmeepercise! Dansy can't force us to do it...... at least I hope not. :)

[Calpernia]

>>>>Are you a real dog or just a stuffed sausage???

[lonestar]

Who's side are you on? If you're going to be my legal advisor, I think you need to decide!

Real dog?

Or, blow-up or stuffed? THAT is the question!

I want my excuse to be we don't even know if Gert is really a blow-up or stuffed!

Weinie

[Billie]

Love your opening today! Gonna be a fun thread. Great title, Dan! Guess I better get busy - Gail's biscuits and gravy just creeped up on me before I knew it. :)

[LadyX]

"You are Hillary in a gorilla suit!

Weinie"

NEIN - ya little wiener schnitzel....grrrrrrrr......

I am Maggie Thatcher in a girlilla suit !!!

see me smile??

[MaryFromMichigan]

Not one to miss a hot new trend, our Weinie gets into the latest craze: FReepercise!
(And doesn't she look too cute in that out fit!)

[LadyX]

Hi, SpookBrat - hope everything is going well for you in your homeschooling.

Please come here whenever you can - we appreciate and miss you!

[dansangel]

Sorry! it is hot and muggy and I am not about to exercise. lol

Get a laptop and go out to the car and do it with the auto a/c! There are *no* excuses today! LOL

(((((((Temple Owl))))))))))

[dansangel]

OMG!!!! Calpernia! I just ate lunch!

Now, I have to go take an antacid.....excuse me.

:-)

PS - That was pretty darned funny!

[Calpernia]

BREAKING NEWS!

Drudge Reporter just acquired the photos from the Photographer at National unEnquiror. Never seen by the public, a Drudge Exclusive! The incriminating photos of Governor of California hopefull Weinie not only confirm the blow up Gorilla incident; but shows that Weinie is a cross dress! Stay tuned for more on the breaking story.

[Calpernia]

Isn't this an oxymoron?

>>>>Who's side are you on? If you're going to be my legal advisor

[FreeTheHostages]

I'm sorry, but did someone say "hot judge sundae?"

[FreeTheHostages]

LOL, I could litigate you both under the table!

Hey, that's what litigators do. You hear the one about the litigator who saw two drunks fighting outside a bar and asked, "Is this a private fight or can anyone join?"

[dansangel]

(((((((dutchess))))))

Always wonderful to have you here - no matter how brief.

Try to do your "FReepercising" at work! LOL!

:-)

[dansangel]

Looks like Our Wolfie is trying to fool a whole flock of folks into thinking he is just one of them!

Ah, but he does this so *well*!

:-)

[MaryFromMichigan]

"Drudge Reporter just acquired the photos....."

Word on the street is that there are more of these incriminating photos out there....

And they DID NOT- repeat DID NOT come from the "FARGO FOR GOVERNOR" Campaign!

[deadhead]

Have a good day all.

[dansangel]

Hi (((((((((Dubya))))))))

See? FReeping can be good for your health! LOL!

Have a Blessed Humpday!

[dansangel]

Show-off!!!!

LOL!

Love the graphic ((((((((Colleen))))))))