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A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-20-03....FReepercise!
dansangel

Posted on 08/20/2003 1:33:49 AM PDT by dansangel



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
Free Republic made its debut in September, 1996, and the forum was added in early 1997.   Over 100,000 people have registered for posting privileges on Free Republic, and the forum is read daily by tens of thousands of concerned citizens and patriots from all around the country and the world.
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in need; and congratulate those deserving. We strive to keep our threads entertaining, fun, and pleasing to look at, and often have guest writers contribute an essay, or a profile of another FReeper.
On Mondays please visit us to see photos of A FEW OF FR'S VETERANS AND ACTIVE MILITARY
If you have a suggestion, or an idea, or if there's a FReeper you would like to see featured, please drop one of us a note in FR mail.
We're having fun and hope you are!

~ Billie, dansangel, dutchess, Mama_Bear, Aquamarine ~





Last week, we brought you "Cooking With FReepers" featuring guest host and Master Chef, Carlo. Throughout that thread, several *fattening* recipes were passed around.

Taking into consideration that the holidays are right around the corner, I felt that it would be prudent to help you shed those unwanted pounds brought on by trying out those delicious recipes and sitting endless hours in front of the PC to FReep. So, being the concerned FReeper FRiend that I am, I present to you:


by dansangel




Admit it - Free Republic is *so* addictive, you just don't get anywhere near the recommended daily amount of exercise. You're in good company, so don't feel ashamed. By following the scientifically developed exercise regimen designed specifically for FReepers and presented below, you will be guaranteed to "shed those unwanted pounds, tone up flab and add *years* to your life, or your money back!"

So, what are you waiting for? Let's get started!




First, it is *imperative* that you have the proper area in which to perform your exercise program. Study the above chart carefully and conform your workspace to the specs given before starting the FReepercise program.






Next, it is always recommended that you start out slowly and work your way up to the more difficult exercises. With this in mind, the above illustrated exercise is perfect to start. Take your hands and s-t-r-e-t-c-h them as far as they will go over the width of the keyboard. Now, relax. S-t-r-e-t-c-h and relax. Repeat for a total of 10 times. Rest for five minutes and go on to the next set.






OK. Next, you will need to find a soft, squishy object that fits in the palm of your hand. A cat or dog toy will do. Looking at the above example, hold the object in your hand in a similar fashion and s-q-u-e-e-z-e. Relax. Now, once again s-q-u-e-e-z-e and relax. Repeat for a total of 10 times. Rest only for four minutes this time and then it's on to the next set.






Now comes the fun. It is scientifically proven that computer games cause your heart rate to elevate along with blood pressure and respiration. Since this is a sign of exertion, it qualifies as FReepercise. Fire up your favorite program and have at it for 30 minutes. When finished, take a five minute breather. Then, it's on to something a bit more rigorous.






Place both of feet firmly on the floor. As illustrated above, lean a-l-l the way over to your right, as far as you can go. Then, lean a-l-l the way over to your left, again as far as you can go. Repeat ten times. Feel the burn! This time, rest ten minutes. You'll need it.






For this one, you'll need to leave the comfort of your work space. Find a couple of two-pound weights and an object that can be used as a step. A couple of wine bottles and the kid's annoying boombox will do. Look at the picture above and do the drill. Think he looks like a dork? Just don't look in the mirror. You'll be fine. Oh, and about fifty of those will suffice.



Tired yet? Good. No pain, no gain. Repeat the above carefully planned regimen for the next 6 weeks and you, too can look like this:




Or this:




*Guaranteed* ~ Or, your money back. [*G*]





THIS WEEK'S THREADS

08-18-03 Military Monday

08-19-03 Finest Pets On Vacation

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping'
The guy's good, folks!
Thanks, Mixer!

1) Click on the graphic to open the Calendar.
2) Once there you can click on any month and even click to the right to go into next year. Once you are in the month that you joined FR you will need to click on the number in the calendar and then an add item screen will come up.
3) In the next box enter your name in the "Calendar Text" field and then click on submit.
4) If any of the screens fail to load simply click on refresh in your browser and that will usually fix it.
5) If all else fails or simply if you want me to do this for you send me a FReepmail and I will gladly do it for you. ~Mixer




God Bless Our Military



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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Dansangel; Dutchess; Mama_Bear; and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.
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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.
Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
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OhioWfan........................son
mystery-ak..........son, husband
Gogrammy................grandson
Inspectorette...................son
Blessed American..........nephew
Slip18..........................nephew
anniegetyourgun...........nephew
Pippin....niece,nephew,loved one
Doug from Upland......son-in-law
weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw
Future Snake Eater..........cousin
WaterDragon..son-in-law,grandson
BeforeISleep...................son
The Mayor........................niece
LadyX.........................grandson
fawn796.....................nephew
ValerieUSA................2 sons
Warrior Nurse...........active duty
SK1 Thurman...........active duty
David Osborne.........active duty
fc2tomschermuly......active duty
bkwells..................activve duty
LongCut..................active duty
Trish.......................active duty
StarCMC...................brother


Maigrey................cousin
ladtx....................2 sons
Mama_Bear...........nephew
gator girl............husband
severa................husband
MozartLover......son, nephew
LBGA........................son
SpookBrat...........nephew
Himyar.....................son
boxerblues............2 sons
the piper...................son
sheeza...............husband
kemathen7...........husband
Diver Dave................niece
deadhead................cousin
JimRobinson.....2 nephews
Armymarinemom.....3 sons
Consort..2 daughters,son-in-law
Darheel..................niece
dixie sass.............nephew
BeAllYouCanBe.........son
AgThorn...............2 sons
homeschoolmama.......nephew
kneezles.................son




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To: dansangel
(((((smoochies)))))

WOO HOO.. Thats why I did it... sigh...(where's ole whats-his-name) blush..heheheh

41 posted on 08/20/2003 6:36:09 AM PDT by carlo3b (http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com)
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To: dansangel; .45MAN; Billie; Mama_Bear; dutchess; FreeTheHostages; ST.LOUIE1; JustAmy; WVNan; ...

All right, already - - don't rush me - - -

Need some of The Mayor's coffee and GailA's biscuit and gravy.
Then I will *think* about... choking...exercise....

Don't even start counting "one, two...shame on you..."


42 posted on 08/20/2003 6:36:26 AM PDT by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: Billie; LadyX; dutchess; Aquamarine; Mama_Bear; dansangel; FreeTheHostages; ST.LOUIE1; Fiddlstix; ..
Goodmorning to all! I'll be back, my client has a 'new' secy who insists she is computer literate. Hence I have to go reconfigure her computer :(


43 posted on 08/20/2003 6:39:06 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: carlo3b; .45MAN
WOO HOO.. Thats why I did it... sigh...(where's ole whats-his-name) blush..heheheh

He *knows* and he accepts it - It's an *Italian* thing!

:-)

44 posted on 08/20/2003 6:43:39 AM PDT by dansangel (America - Love it, Support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: dansangel; .45MAN; ST.LOUIE1
Would you please wake up Woofie Toofums?
He thinks this is 'exercise' - -


45 posted on 08/20/2003 6:43:46 AM PDT by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: LadyX
((((((((LadyX)))))))

*Perfect* graphic! I love Maxine's attitude!
46 posted on 08/20/2003 6:45:23 AM PDT by dansangel (America - Love it, Support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: LadyX; ST.LOUIE1
Would you please wake up Woofie Toofums? He thinks this is 'exercise' - -

This usually does it:

[[[[[{{{{{(((((Louie_Wolfie_Man)))))}}}}}]]]]]

:-)

47 posted on 08/20/2003 6:46:40 AM PDT by dansangel (America - Love it, Support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: Calpernia
C'mon back (((((((((Calpernia)))))))

We have *work* to do!

:-)
48 posted on 08/20/2003 6:47:26 AM PDT by dansangel (America - Love it, Support it or LEAVE it!)
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To: LadyX
LOL !! Gotta love it !


Have a cup while you FReep ... er, exercise !


49 posted on 08/20/2003 6:53:37 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: dansangel
LOL! I already had breakfast once BUT since I'm Freepercizing I don't see the harm of a little more . . . .
50 posted on 08/20/2003 7:02:46 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: LadyX
lol, looks like you're having quite a work out!
51 posted on 08/20/2003 7:09:28 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: dansangel
Good morning dansangel, all. Sorry! it is hot and muggy and I am not about to exercise. lol
52 posted on 08/20/2003 7:10:20 AM PDT by Temple Owl
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To: lonestar; Aeronaut; Dog Gone; FreeTheHostages; Calpernia; Tooters; The Thin Man
"If Gertie doesn't get with the program, I might contract you to drag Gert!

Weinie"

Gertie Girilla (AKA Girlilla of My Dreams), Volunteer Press Agent without contract, makes note of insult.

Gertie Girlilla checks globe for place to send Owner of Weinie into exile if Said Owner does not shape up - - -

Gertie Girlilla holds pad with phone number for Dog Gone, Esquire for possible lawsuit 'consultation.'

That is all for now - - -

53 posted on 08/20/2003 8:07:38 AM PDT by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: MeeknMing
I'd do just about ANYTHING !! for Carlsbad Carl......'s cup of coffee...:)))

Gotta love that man - - -

54 posted on 08/20/2003 8:10:55 AM PDT by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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To: dansangel
>>>>Sorry, didn't come across any "buff" men in my search for aerobics graphics

Here you go!

***ducks*** please don't hurt me!

55 posted on 08/20/2003 8:20:35 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: dansangel; Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; FreeTheHostages
(((((dansy))))))

Great thread today LOL! I'm not going to speak for the rest of my body...but my fingers are in fine shape!!!!

Goodmorning sistahs....busy day at work...That's what I get for taking a vacation. Hope to be back later!
56 posted on 08/20/2003 8:21:38 AM PDT by dutchess (Hate when work interferes with my freeping)
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To: lonestar

57 posted on 08/20/2003 8:29:15 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: lonestar
Weinie's campaign team FREEPERCISING


58 posted on 08/20/2003 8:30:56 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: LadyX
ROFL!!!! I love that cartoon.
59 posted on 08/20/2003 8:33:17 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: dansangel; FreeTheHostages; ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; Aquamarine; WVNan; All; jwfiv; ...
Be Careful, dansy!!!

Do not exercise with this crowd!

Looks like Our Wolfie is trying to fool a whole flock of folks
into thinking he is just one of them!
Doesn't even look sheepish as he does so!!! ...:))

60 posted on 08/20/2003 8:35:43 AM PDT by LadyX (((( Count your blessings - not your woes ))))
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