***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****

My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima

[diotima]

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio.

Once her Evilness entered in the studio, and squeezed into her chair, we waited for her to open her mouth and for the lies to start rolling.

Hillary explained that during her book tour, people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read (NOT A SURPRISE COMING FROM HER LIBERAL BASE,) mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings, and proceeded to tell us that she was not supportive of the Recall effort. We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out. Leno tossed her softballs, although he did seem surprised when Hillary! mentioned hers was the first book ever read by her fans.

Jay Mohr was on the show as well, and was pretty funny.

We retired to the Mexican restaurant across the street for margaritas and discussion.

Thanks so much to our secret NBC insider!

I'll let Rondog describe the fun he had with Hillary! on her way out of the NBC studios.

FReepers present were: jessamine; avoiding sulla; Rondog; Diotima; Bob J; daviddennis (afterwards); jason (I forgot your screen name) and jessamine's friend.

[Northern Yankee]

first book they'd ever read...LOL...

That defies all logic.

I teach reading to first graders, so it can't possibly be the first book they ever read.

If it was, when did they learn to read?

Did they learn to read while they were reading the first book they ever read?...

[austingirl]

The ankle problem is why she is never seen in a skirt - too awful to contemplate.;-)

[Joy Angela]

Arnold Announcement

"SHOCK AND AWE"

(said by Registered Democrat on KFI Radio today, saying she is so excited by Arnolds candidancy!!)

WE GOT 'EM!!!

Hasta la Vista Hillary!!!!!

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

I watched the show. I have to say.. Leno did a "gotcha" on the "first book ever READ" line. Didn't he say something like "that doesn't say much for them if this is the first book they've ever READ in their life does it?"

Also, I've noticed that Letterman and Leno use a lot of canned laughter.. was it my imagination, or was the applause rather brief when she entered, and wasn't it RATHER AWKWARD when Leno kept talking about DIETS the whole time??????? Plus, her BUTT looked HUGE. I'm normally not so catty.. but dang.. hasn't anyone taught her how to sit correctly to flatter her image? I DIED laughing!!!!!!!

The Alien sex thing was too weird, and didn't go over well at all.

The whole show seemed REALLY STRAINED!!!

Was it my imagination or did I notice an "Ellen Degeneres" (SP?) kind of thing going on with Hillery?

I can't remember if the recall thing was boo'd or not, or if they edited it out. I'm still in shock at her butt hanging out..and at her saying people were saying her book was the first book they ever read!! Still shocked at all the DIET talk too!!! ROFLOL!!!

[RonDog]

First book they'd ever read...

I think that the actual quote was, that hers was the first book that many of them had ever BOUGHT...

This is still a very strong indictment of the avarage Hildabeast fan, and revealing this is not a mistake she will ever make again, IMHO.

WE, however, are not so constrained. :o)

NEW sign idea:

Hillary! sez:
MY fans
cannot READ!

[ALOHA RONNIE]

HILLARY on LENO = True Lies

ARNOLD on LENO = True Grit

[sweetliberty]

So what was the story? What did you do that I didn't get to hear before I left town? Also, is there a link to the thread of Portland FReep?

[RonDog]

1 - You have FReep-mail.

2 - See also:

New, Updated Portland Oregon Hillary Freep w/ pics
			Posted by oreolady On 08/06/2003 4:19 PM PDT with 26 comments
After-Freep Hillary report, Portland, Oregon
			Posted by oreolady On 08/05/2003 10:17 PM PDT with 82 comments

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

It was a RIOT watching her ugliness.. that's for sure.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

This was THE WEEK THAT WAS =

-HILLARY RODHAM flops on LENO

-LORETTA SANCHEZ flops in California Governor Recall Race

T'is a HILLARY/LORETTA 2004 Presidential Ticket for sure