[Northern Yankee]

first book they'd ever read...LOL...

That defies all logic.

I teach reading to first graders, so it can't possibly be the first book they ever read.

If it was, when did they learn to read?

Did they learn to read while they were reading the first book they ever read?...

[RonDog]

First book they'd ever read...

I think that the actual quote was, that hers was the first book that many of them had ever BOUGHT...

This is still a very strong indictment of the avarage Hildabeast fan, and revealing this is not a mistake she will ever make again, IMHO.

WE, however, are not so constrained. :o)

NEW sign idea:

Hillary! sez:
MY fans
cannot READ!