***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****

My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima

[diotima]

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio.

Once her Evilness entered in the studio, and squeezed into her chair, we waited for her to open her mouth and for the lies to start rolling.

Hillary explained that during her book tour, people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read (NOT A SURPRISE COMING FROM HER LIBERAL BASE,) mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings, and proceeded to tell us that she was not supportive of the Recall effort. We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out. Leno tossed her softballs, although he did seem surprised when Hillary! mentioned hers was the first book ever read by her fans.

Jay Mohr was on the show as well, and was pretty funny.

We retired to the Mexican restaurant across the street for margaritas and discussion.

Thanks so much to our secret NBC insider!

I'll let Rondog describe the fun he had with Hillary! on her way out of the NBC studios.

FReepers present were: jessamine; avoiding sulla; Rondog; Diotima; Bob J; daviddennis (afterwards); jason (I forgot your screen name) and jessamine's friend.

[DoughtyOne]

Grrrrrrr... ;-)

[windchime]

Great job! I think HRC's giddy manner on the show was indicative of the nervousness you guys provoked in her.

[rockfish59]

lol!
I forgot about that!
Heil Hillary!

[Doctor Raoul]

She struggles with her weight, we are approaching Oprahism.

Spot Oprah a hundred and fifty pounds and it's a tie.

[Doctor Raoul]

I doubt Hillary has even read her book. I bet Bill has not read it either.

I'll admit I didn't read it, if she'll admit she didn't right it.

[Doctor Raoul]

I need more info on Elvis vs the Devil

Devil by a TKO and Burbank Police.

Where was Clinnoccio?

This isn't the joke where you scream "Lie Clinnoccio, lie" is it?

[Hank Rearden]

The bitch has been on for 15 seconds on the West Coast. That's all I can take.

My, oh my, she's got a big fat ass under that pink circus tent she's wearing these days.

[RonDog]

See also the OTHER Hildabeast FReep today, in La Jolla:

Hundreds Gather For Hillary Clinton Book Signing
			Posted by presidio9 On 08/04/2003 2:54 PM PDT with 22 comments Yahoo News ^ | Mon, Aug 04, 2003
After Freep Report - HILLARY! in San Diego
			Posted by Hildy On 08/04/2003 2:44 PM PDT with 69 comments August 4, 2003 | Hildy

[Doctor Raoul]

She suggested people go on a "barge ride in upstate NY."

And Jay was staring at that huge ass of hers when he replied, "You have to call it someting other than a barge ride".

Was that a Freudian slip or what.......

[Mia T]

Great work! Bump!

A suggestion:
Burn CDs of the Juanita Broaddrick interview and 'Eyes Wide Shut' and HAND THEM OUT AT ALL FReeps.
The files to create the CDs and the labels will be posted soon here.

Coming soon

here

eyes wide shut
THE MOVIE

George Will continues: There is reason to believe that he is a rapist ("You better get some ice on that," Juanita Broaddrick says he told her concerning her bit lip), and that he bombed a country to distract attention from legal difficulties arising from his glandular life, and that. ... Furthermore, the bargain that he and his wife call a marriage refutes the axiom that opposites attract. Rather, she, as much as he, perhaps even more so, incarnates Clintonism

GEORGE WILL, SLEAZE, THE SEQUEL

UDAY: "The end is near… this time I think the… Americans are serious, Bush is not like Clinton."
[It takes one rapist-coward to know another.]

Another mistaken 'conceptzia'
WHY AMERICA (& THE WORLD) CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER CLINTON
(INDEED, IT IS NOT CLEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE)

 

THE INTERMINABLE clintons
It's time to take out the trash...
A Senate en passant capture is THE MOVE...

NEW AUDIO! Hear the Bill Bennett (PARDONGATE) epilogue .

 

 

^{Q ERTY8}missus clinton's REAL virtual office update ^BUMP

[Doctor Raoul]

"So Senator, I couldn't help but notice your trademark black pantsuit. But one thing I've often wondered and I'm sure many of our viewers as well... tell us, please... Is it boxers or briefs?"

Loin cloth tightly bound so her penis doesn't chaff.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...HILLARY has been forced to admit that thar's us puppies right across the street demonstrating against her at her Booksiginings.

...And you know she didn't want to have to.

...I think THAT's just OUTSTANDING..!!!

[Quix]

or wearing asbestos suits in a hotter climate--that is--never let them sleep soundly the rest of their natural lives--of course I wonder, with their guilt--how could they sleep soundly regardless of protesters or no outside. Ah, yeah, I forgot, sociopaths and traitors to the core would explain that.

[Quix]

AMEN!

FOR SURE!

[Doctor Raoul]

Great job. I'm laughing my ass off here reading tonight's threads on your FReep. Thanks for the direct hit on her credibility.

[Quix]

Right after the post about wanting a ghost dieter!

Two belly laughs in a row.

[Quix]

Great line.

Maybe I should pray for a great supply of nightmares for her.

[PhilDragoo]

The swastika is composed of four L's:

Lying
Leftist
Lesbian
Lawyer

Now, who would that be?

[onyx]

Hi hero. You look darling in your devil costume! :-)

[Feiny]

But, Peelod...she defended your honor.....you must be from the FAR RIGHT galaxy.