Sharpton is anti-tier

San Francisco Chronicle, CA ^ | July 30, 2003 | NEDRA PICKLER, Associated Press Writer

[schaketo]

Al Sharpton said Wednesday he's tired of the notion that there are two tiers of candidates in the Democratic presidential race.

Sharpton questioned why Sens. John Edwards of North Carolina and Bob Graham of Florida are considered top-tier candidates and he is not, even though they are polling at about the same level.

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Let’s help Crazy Al slap the donkey until it kicks.

Assume GW has the Republican nomination sewn up. Its time for all good republicans, libertarians, and independents to stand up and be counted. Lets take a page from Sen. McCain’s play book. Prior to the 2004 democratic presidential primary in your state, re-register as a democrat and vote for Al Sharpton!

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2. Are you giving anything away free for voting democrat? Cigarettes, box of cigars, box lunch, etc. Ask for two of each.
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Can you think of any other questions we should ask them?

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[South40]

Sharpton already receives more credibility, attention and consideration than he deserves.

Then again...he does look a bit like a statesmanlike...no?

An American President!
LMAO!!!

[Tacis]

Al, the only way that you are going to be able to set the nation back on the right track is to join up with Ralph Nader. A ticket of Nader and Sharpton would end years of hostile partisanship in the Congress and set the nation on the proper course.

[The Hon. Galahad Threepwood]

Sharpton questioned why Sens. John Edwards of North Carolina and Bob Graham of Florida are considered top-tier candidates and he is not, even though they are polling at about the same level....

"If we are going by polls and money, why even have an election?" he told the audience, mostly interns working on Capitol Hill this summer. "Let's just declare Bush the winner.

Uh, Al? You were the one who brought up the polls.

[peacethroughstrength]

Just wait, the backstabbing Dems will cut Sharpton off at the knees, just like they are doing to Dean. They know they will never get elected if they cleary state their agenda, which is what those two do. At least they are honest, which is much more than I can say for the rest of them!!!!

[MichiganConservative]

Register as a democrat and vote for Crazy Al!

Michigan has open primaries. You don't have to be a Dem to vote for Al here. He's got my vote in the primary!

[Old Sarge]

I think this is the most hilarious, fraggin' funny thing I've read in a good age! And such good suggestions to throw some fire ants into the Left's picnic!

THANX!

[Bahbah]

"Let's just declare Bush the winner."

Works for me.

[sgtbono2002]

I watched Al on TV today . One of the questions he was asked was when he was ordained, He stated he was ordained at 9 years old. Now what kind of religions ordain kids before they grow hair in their armpits?

[amused]

Slap the Donkey in ‘04 Al Sharpton (the presidential candidate, not the extraterrestrial) brought the audience to its feet by bellowing that he was the only presidential candidate to have done jail-time.

If you would like on or off the Go Al Go ping list, please freepmail me.

[You Dirty Rats]

Al does have a point. For people on the outside, it really doesn't matter if you are in Ward C or Ward D of the lunatic asylum.

[azcap]

$137,415

That's it? Al needs to work on his shakedown technique. Jesse could get that in a day from GM or Disney.

 

[livius]

Where's the tier for people who have incited riots and homicides? Oh, I forgot, the press has erased those things from Fat Al's past. My mistake.

[Arpege92]

"Let's just declare Bush the winner."

I'll vote for that!

[Impy]

LOL, is that pic real???



""Let's just declare Bush the winner. "

Wise words Al.


Of course he's against tiers being on the lowest one.

Actually I'd say there are 3 tiers.

People who can get the nod: Dean, Kerry, Geppy

Viable but lagging in the polls: Liarman: too moderate for them. Graham: Sorry I dozed off there for a bit. Edwards: He barley makes this tier.

HAHAHA Please God PLEASE let em at us!!!: Al, Dennis the Menace, and A#1 loser my former Senator Carol of the 2 last names.